News Flash: Kim Kardashian, famous-for-nothing young hollywood princess, DOES wear underwear.

I have to admit, I don’t have much negative to say about this.

First of all, this shows that the girl leaves the house prepared… whether it’s for paparazzi or a hook-up.

Second, she color coordinates. Notice how the belt, French manicure tips, rings, earrings and heels match her white undies nicely.

Also, she keeps up on up-keep. No one wants to see the shrubs of Angeles Forest creeping out of fine white French lace.

By the looks of it, she had her vagina sights set for such media exposure. She can’t just sit back at home while the competition (i.e. Brit, Paris, Lindsay, etc.) stole the crotch limelight.

Come on, tell me this pose was not strategic…

No worries, Kim, you’re all class.

Oh, wait, you thought we’d leave you without a booty shot??

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