Daddy Lohan seems to know how to spawn out bullshizzy kids. From Lindsay lying to Oprah about being a party girl (check this out around 3:50), to little Ali saying she’s grounded when her behavior is clearly the opposite on pretty much any episode of Living Lohan, Michael Lohan knows how to raise phony kids.

Now we have the new alleged half-Lohan, Ashley Kauffman, saying to The Insider, “I just don’t really want to have anything to do with [Michael Lohan] right now. I’d love to meet my siblings! I’d love that! But not my father, not now.” Boohoo supposed step-sister, we don’t buy your crocodile tears, nor do we buy your mother’s!

Honey, we’ve already heard about the daddy issues on Lindsay’s failed album A Little More Personal (Raw). If we didn’t want to hear it from her, why would we want to hear it from you? But in ase you want to pursue this singing thing, why don’t you blast this song as inspiration for your sequel to the Raw album. But when thinking of album titles, remember Daddy Wasn’t There is already taken!