Ahhhhh…. aren’t these just the most heartwarming pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her well adjusted family which includes Mom Dina, 14 year old Ali, and 11 year old Cody. Note: Michael Lohan not pictured. ::cough:: Daddy abandonment issues. ::cough::

Cut to this Tuesday afternoon in Manhattan. Lindsay looks disgruntled babysitting her siblings while doing what she does second best: shopping. First place goes to chain smoking and screwing random guys (does that make shopping 3rd?…) Uh… Dina… do you remember this?

Why would you leave your impressionable 11 and 14 year old unsupervised with their “recovering” coke-head/reckless driver/sex-addict sister? Do you REALLY need Ali to grow up to be just like your drug addict Ex-Husband and daughter? There’s still time to get her away the fast and furious lifestyle. Lindsay is 21 going on 54. Pretty soon she’ll be resembling Keith Richards.

You don’t need two Keith’s on your hands. Please keep Ali sweet and innocent. Here’s a quick guide to parenting:

Good parenting = Wholesome camping fun.

This = BAD parenting. (Self explanatory). I’m just saying… Keep the kids in school and away from their older sister who doesn’t always have the best judgment. See picture above.

Be Cool. Stay In School. Or at least, stay away from Lindsay.