Most of us have already seen Lindsay Lohan’s goodies, but she has decided to spare us all from her nakedness, once again, and turned down Playboy’s $700,000 offer to pose in a eight-page topless spread for its 55th anniversary issue.

Lindsay’s rep said:

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

Hal Lifson, Playboy’s creative consultant, was hoping that Lindsay would pose for a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margaret and her film “Kitten with a Whip,” which happens to be one of her favorite films.

I’m quite shocked that Dina Lohan let Lindsay turn down this offer, especially since Lindsay’s Marilyn spread got people talking and put her in the spotlight. Perhaps she is hoping Ali will get such an opportunity someday.