On Friday, April 18th, Ashlee Simpson performed her new single “Little Miss Obsessive” live on Today show.

I would have preferred a lip-synched performance. Perhaps she has nasal allergies? In any case, there’s no doubt Simon Cowell would have ripped her a new one for this pathetic performance. Her pitch was bad, dawg.

No worries, Ash… I’m sure Paula would at least compliment your outfit.

If you’re still interested (and tone deaf), you can buy her new album, Bittersweet World, in stores on Tuesday, April 22nd.

Poor Timbaland. I’m sure even he can’t perform such production miracles.