Next to join in on Celebrity Rehab Circus is Kirsten Dunst!! Our cute Mary Jane Watson has a drinking problem. Dunst also lovingly known as “Kirsten Drunkst” in certain social circles is headed off to Utah to check in to Cirque Lodge. (You may remember that name as it is the same center Lilo checked into…. and now Eva Mendes)

Oh, what fun group therapies they must be having in Utah. Well we all know how sobriety is working out for Lindsay…. all I have to say is Good LUCK Kirsten.

Dunst has been seen at Chateau Marmont and Roosevelt Hotel getting drunk constantly. Rumour has it that she went down hill after she broke up with long time boyfriend and hottie Jake Gyllenhal. Uh… yeah. I’d drink myself into oblivion too… Oh well Kirsten, you can sleep at night knowing that you’re winning. Oh wait… no. He’s dating Natalie Portman and you’re going to rehab… yeah…