Yes folks, another generation of spoiled, strung out, psychotic celebrity parents have joined the world. Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie’s daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on Friday, January 11th. The official statement from the proud parents:

“We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives. I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sent our way. We apologize that we weren’t accepting gifts/cards/calls at the hospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the Richie-Madden Foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor.”

And just in case you were wondering what the vague “Richie-Madden Foundation” is… what could be clearer the their mission statement!?!

“The Richie- Madden Children’s Foundation is dedicated to bringing meaningful opportunities to all children in all corners of the globe, while also striving to bring light and laughter into their lives through unique entertainment and special events.”

Any bets on how long the “Richie- Madden Children’s Foundation” is going to be around after Joel and Nicole break up in 3 months? I give it a week…at best! And seriously does “not eating” and “chain smoking” count as unique entertainment to underprivileged kids from Uzbekistan? No. Thanks Richie-Madden. I think I can manage screwing up my own kids. You can focus on permanently scarring Harlow Winter. By the way, if only the stupid keep spawning like this, we’re all screwed.