Britney shops without clothes on and shocks shoppers

Here is another weird story to add to the Britney is insane saga.

Britney goes off shopping with boyfriend/ paparazzi/ bodyguard/ personal assistant Adnan Ghalib and winds up in a Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, Calif., where they decide to start a commotion.

Brit goes into the dressing room with Adnan to try on some clothes and walks out wearing nothing but her birthday suit, shocking salesclerks and other shoppers.

"I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style.

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ’Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee.

"Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

"Then she muttered, ’F— you!’ and left the store."

Ah Brit. We know you love being naked. But you can't show your goodies in public. Save them for Adnan.

Here is some facts about Brit's new boytoy:

Adnan Ghalib is a muslim who has fought in several wars against Christians. Adnan is dangerous, which is why the paparazzi listen to him, and Britney should stay away from him. The U.K.’s Daily Mail is reporting that Britney is paying Adnan to be her personal assistant 24/7, and her bodyguard.

Adnan Ghalib fought in Afganistan, Kosovo, and Macedonia, and "is a trained weapons expert so he’d make a good bodyguard," a source said. The source also said that Adnan often spoke about other celebs’ bodyguards and seemed to know much more about security and how to enforce it than other paps.