Freak Of The Week! Um... I Think I'll Pass On The Pepsi
CAUTION! Do not stare at this man (I think he's a man or at least human, right?) for too long. May cause retinal damage and nausea followed by horrible gag reflexes.
Our Freak of the Week is this sleazy, scary, vampirish man wearing a white tiger sorta outfit, trying to look sexy infront of a Pepsi machine ( or is he just smiling because I'm lunch?) And all I wanted was something to drink. Suddenly I'm not so thirsty anymore. And I have a huge desire to run as fast as I can and not look back, afraid he might pounce on me. I want my mommy!
