Play by Play of Holly-field's Tantrum at Laugh Factory
Holly & her sidekick ("bartender ho from The Hills") are sitting in the front center VIP row and keep heckling all the Chelsea Lately comedians.
They deservedly get beat down over & over again by each comedian from the Chelsea Lately crew who take the stage.
Chris Franjola takes the stage and they continue to heckle (always mind-numbing-stupid comments that aren't even worth mentioning).
About 3 mins into Chris' act, they get up to leave.
Chris says something like, "Where are you going?"
Holly: "Away from you" and throws out a 'peace out' sign.
Chris: says something witty that gets the crowd giggling.
Holly: [snotty talk starts] "I'm sorry, you're horrible."
Chris: Something witty, followed up with, "That's okay, I think there's 2 Persian dudes in Affliction shirts waiting for you outside."
The audience goes wild.
She storms out but we can't hear what she's shouting over the roar of the audience.
People in front quickly realize she's forgotten her little gold purse.
They throw it up on stage.
Chris: "Well, well, well....someone forgot their purse..."
He proceeds to unzip it and pulls out a tampon!
At this point, she's on her way back into The Laugh Factory to retrieve her purse.
Chris: "Now we know why she's such a bitch."
Again, crowd goes wild.
She storms the front of the stage, yelling, "That's rude!" "You're so rude!" [Way to call the kettle black eh?]
Grabs her purse. "That's a viloation! That's a violation!" "You don't do that to somebody!" [Again, way to call the kettle black, right?]
She chucks her purse down on the ground and storms away. But 1/2 way down the aisle turns around and yells at him again.
A girl in the audience picks up her purse to run it over to her, but she's already charging to the front of the stage again, but this time she's removing her chains like she's about to fight.
Chris just stands there.
She puts her fist up, chains & all, and shouts, "I have chains!"
Then in low voice, vehemently says, "I'm not afraid of you."
She turns to storm away again, but turns and starts shouting again. Security is now heading toward her and the crowd is booing her and shouting things like, "Just leave!" "Get out!" "Crazy bitch!" etc. etc.
Security starts guiding her out, but she says she's forgotten something and comes back to get her "things."
As she's leaving down the aisle [again] someone in audience shouts, "Oh, she forgot her free shampoo!" [As all VIP guests received free travel size Joico products].
Chris: "Oh, she forgoooot her free stuff."
She tries to turn and storm the stage again, but security blocks her as she continues to yell over this big guys' shoulders. He just continues to nudge her toward the exit. She was shouting, pointing, yelling the entire way, but we could not hear her over our own laughter & grand applause as she's booted out of the building.
Once we all settle down a bit:
Chris: "I'm a comedian. I have something to say about everything. But, 'I have chains!' [as he holds his clawed fist up]. What do I say to that?" "I have to admit, when she started walking back, I got nervous there for a second. I thought she was gonna throw those at me."
[More jokes, more jokes....then the crowd settles down, adrenalen rush subsiding]
Chris: "Wow, now I kinda miss her....I had all kinds of jokes ready for tonight, but..."
Soon after, next comedian, Heather McDonald, takes the stage as does the best "That's a violation!" immitation.
It. Was. AW E S O M E.
