Yes. It’s true folks. Paris Hilton is f-ing Benji Madden. I avoid the word “date” because that’s not really what Paris Hilton does and we all know it. Rumors are flying around town that the other Madden twin and Hilton are dating. Well I’m telling you, it’s true.

Last night Paris and Benji were spotted at Sutra Lounge in Orange County right before 2AM. Paris grabbed the mic and said hi to the crowd and Benji was right by her side. Hey Paris, I know you have like 20 dogs or something and use them accessories, but I hope you know despite his name…(I know how you get confused really easy) but Benji isn’t a pet. Act accordingly.

This whole “relationship” is being fueled by Paris’ refusal to be outdone by her on again, off again BFF Nicole Ritchie. As you know, Ritchie’s baby daddy is Joel Madden (Benji’s brother and “that other guy” in Good Charlotte). Nicole just had the baby and of course Paris can’t have anyone stealing the spotlight so why not stir up the pot and be seen around town with Joel’s twin. Yeeeeeesh. D-R-A-M-A. We’ll see how long this lasts. If there’s a cat fight, my money is on Nicole. She’s got crazy hormones flowing after just having her baby. Watch out Paris!!!

P.S. Both Madden brother and Good Charlotte are total douchebag posers (see picture above). Yeah…