Since serving jail time, Paris Hilton has really changed her party-girl ways becoming a modern role model noting her recent humanitarian efforts… Oh wait, no. She’s still partying, wearing barely there outfits, and pretending she has talent.

Check her out in this demure outfit from her  “Burlesque Birthday Party” at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas (Feb 17th). Notice the microphone in her hand. Yep, she’s singing and quite badly I might add.

And this wonderful get-up where she’s dancing around in a giant martini glass. Very classy. She’s no Ditta Von Teese. Let’s leave these sort of things to the professionals ok Paris?  The biggest problem with Paris is that Paris Loves Paris. Paris thinks she’s good at just about everything and in reality, she’s mediocre at best when it comes to singing, acting, dancing… However, she is a pro at drinking and being practically naked…so I guess she just sticks to what she knows.

As you can see, overglorified stripper. In any other life… that’s what she’d be doing. She’s dry humping the stage for christ-sakes!!!

By the way, this isn’t her only birthday party. Her other birthday party was held in LA last week at Area Nightclub. That’s her with Britney Gastineau (another rich girl starlet wannabe). They are wasted! Hey at least she stopped drinking and driving. You might want to have a talk with your lil’ bro Barron about that one Paris.