Are you going through skank withdrawal? Or yearning for some egotistical man-whore ism? Well fear not! Lucky for you VH1 is coming out with a new show chalk full of your old favorites aptly named I Love Money. Complete with on show hook ups and co-ed sleeping arraignments, this new gem resembles a ‘challenge based’ reality show more then a ‘find your true love’ show these cast of characters are known for. Think ‘Road Rules/Real World Gauntlet’ meets soft core porn. Lets meet the cast, shall we?

Megan	Midget Mac
Mr. Boston	Nibblz
Pumpkin	Real
Rodeo	The Entertainer
Toastee	Whiteboy
Hoopz	Heather
Heat	Destiney
Chance	Brandi C.
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The series premier is on July 6th at 9pm, but you can get an exclusive sneak peek here to wet your whistle. Behold the skanky glory!

The whole gang will be traveling to Mexico to compete in outrageous challenges to prove their determination to get rich. The challenges are based off of past moments featured on the previous shows that showcased these wonderful bunch of ‘love seeking’ sluts. Craig J. Jackson will be the host to the 12 episode show. The grand prize? $250,000.00, yes kiddies a cool quarter million dollas! According to Pumpkin, if she wins, she is gonna get boobs! Aim high girl.

“‘I Love Money’ is the perfect ‘celebreality’ storm as it takes the biggest, boldest and most outspoken characters from VH1’s hit series and puts them on one giant show,” said Jeff Olde, Executive Vice President, Programming and Development, VH1. “Our producers at 51 Minds have delivered hit after hit for VH1 by casting the most watercooler characters in the history of reality TV. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to make those breakout characters the true stars of their own show.”

All I have to say about it is; it’s about freaking time!!! Come clean people, you were after fame and fortune the whole time! Not one of you gives a crap about love. Can’t wait for the yummy mindless crap to start, I will have my eyes glued the whole time.