1. You are awesomely hot

Seriously, hot… like ‘take your shirt off I wanna rub oil on your chest’ hot. I first noticed that when I went to see Transformers in the theater, my heart and tummy did funky back flips when he came on screen. They way he looked at Megan Fox (who lives up to her name BTW!) it made me want him to look at me like that, and yea, it freaked me out! This is the guy from Holes for Christ sake! I set the timer on my T.V. to come on when he was on Letterman the other night, I hear his name and I perk up I can’t help it! I am obsessing over him and I can’t stop, I need like some sort of a step program. But not 12 of them, thats overkill.

2. You kinda creep me out

The fact that he is 6 years younger then me is enough to creep me out (not sure if that would technically make me a “cougar” or not…) I am usually into older gentlemen ala Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Well you get the picture, So I have no idea why I am so sprung on this kid! But then there is a weird cadence to his speaking in interviews, and he gets all shifty and fidgety and looks around a lot. Like he is so uncomfortable that it makes you uncomfortable, I totally love it and I want to hug him so he will stop moving…. and then sit on his lap, oh yeah, I went there…. what?!

3. You stay away from the party scene and care about your craft

I think I found one Les Deux drunken paparazzi video and he was just like standing there, not scandalous at all! He totally runs like hell when they come anywhere near him, who does that?! Shia LaBeouf does! When asked about the club scene and all the young stars partying it up in a Entertainment Weekly interview, he had this to say;

”It could all go away tomorrow if I’m at a club drinking like an asshole,” adding that, “someone like Lindsay Lohan’s personality is [more] famous than her performance.”

Not only does he ad lib a lot, which adds realness, but he adds an angst to his roles that make the characters believable. Talented men are sexy.

4. You are wicked awesome with a sarcastic sense of humor

He totally doesn’t take himself seriously and that is so endearing and hot. He started off doing stand up when he was 10 and apparently his material was very dirty, I totally dig the dirty jokes. He is so dry in interviews and that sends me! I would love to just go back and forth with the snarky dry comments. I get you Shia LaBeouf.

5. You run really, really fast

He challenged a photog that was following him in D.C. to a foot race and totally won! Fast runners are soooo hot! It gets me every time! I love a man that can run, don’t ask me why,

and he has really pretty eyes

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So yea, Shia you can email me anytime at kristin@hollywire.com your comments are always welcome!