Why does this not surprise me? The attention whores want the world to see how much they love each other so they’re trying to get MTV involved.

The gruesome twosome want MTV to do a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials.

Montag reportedly told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they are ready to tie-the-knot in front of the cameras.

According to Pratt, the couple dreams of having a small wedding (probably because they don’t know enough people who would want to attend) on Sir Richard Branson’s private island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck, designer watches for all guests and a live performance by U2. (Um, good luck with that. U2 come on. High hopes dontcha think?)