It seems like just yesterday I was munching on popcorn, watching last season’s finale of The Hills, wondering what would become of Lauren, Lo, and Audrina’s shattered friendship. This past Monday marked season four’s premiere of the popular MTV series and sadly enough, it didn’t live up to the suspense that had developed over the summer.

When we left the Hollywood crew at the beginning of the summer, Heidi and Spencer had reconciled for the fiftieth time and he moved back into her apartment (or his?); Lauren, Lo and Audrina were silently at each other’s throats; Spencer’s sister was stirring up all sorts of trouble; and Whitney was, well, being cute little Whitney. Last night we found out that not much has changed, or will change, this season.

Heidi’s sister (did we even know she had a sister?) arrived for a surprise visit from Colorado, much to sullen Spencer’s chagrin. Spencie threw a tantrum, especially when her sister mentioned moving to LA. Looks like that relationship will never be without conflict.

Lauren dates another cutie who looks pretty much like Brody, swearing that she hasn’t been on a date since she met Brody (um, didn’t she go on, like, 50 dates last season?!). The roommates are still on edge and after Lo disappears at the birthday party that her and Lauren threw for Audrina, Lo and Audrina have the awkward “this is your fault, no it’s your fault, Lauren is my friend” disagreement. The dagger was finally thrown by Audrina, who boldly tells Lo that they will never be friends.

Whitney was still cute little Whitney.

Previews for the coming season outline nothing new - the girls’ feud continues, Spencer’s sister and Lauren get in some kind of friction involving Lauren’s new boy, Audrina and Justin Bobby fool around, blah blah. Whitney meets a boy though! Go Team Whitney!

I’m not sure what I expected, but it was definitely more than this. Not that I’m complaining; I still plan on rejecting all calls/texts/emails that come in Monday nights at 10pm. After all, it’s The Hills! I can’t wait for next week.

MTV has unleashed a new trailer for the fourth season of their hit reality show The Hills. The trailer, which can be seen here, features tears, heart-to-hearts, and a revelation that someone makes it to the big house! But lets break the trailer down, shall we?

In this season, Lauren Conrad says goodbye to dating man-sluts like Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner behind for the hotter and suaver man-candy, Doug Reinhardt. Fun fact: he’s the brother of Casey Reinhardt of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County Season 2! Because Lauren is tabloid fodder, we already know she and Doug don’t make it. Let’s at least hope she made good use of him and didn’t leave the bedroom too often;)

Yeah, she knows she hit it. But hopefully he wasn’t one of the reasons she decided to join this campaign. We for sure know Jason is one of those reasons.

Also shopping in the romance department is Whitney Port. In New York, she finds several pieces of man to devour. And boy, does she deserve it.Throughout the series, Ms. Port has had the least man-action of the whole slutty cast. Girl works hard at her job and embarrasses herself on national television - she definitely deserves some time for love.

Heidi Montag became famous through her association with Lauren. Spencer caught on and became famous by leaching off of Montag’s sort-of-fame. Then he got his sister a cut of the deal and pulled her in to the show. Now one of Heidi’s sisters is trying to grab some air time of her own. The producers should have cut Speidi out by season three, if you ask me. They should at least stop people from piggy-backing off the Speidi fame.

Brody Jenner is not done with his time on The Hills. He still has to muster up more drama before he stars his Bromance reality show. Jenner is speaking up on his disapproval of the She-Pratt friendship. And one thing the show caught that we didn’t - Brody goes to jail for some fist fight action! That’s actually somewhat of a shocker despite all his douche-yness.

Brody is correct in warning Lauren of the friendship. It is revealed that Stephanie Pratt makes the moves on Doug Reindhart! Really, Doug? You’re going to fall for that crap? Do you know watch The Hills at all? MTV reality has pretty much been revolving around you for the past couple of years. And as for that other Pratt girl… well I just don’t understand why she strives to be her brother.

Lo and Audrina are at it again. With Audrina living in the guest house, she and Conrad have started drifting apart. Audrina has taken responsibility for her nude pics, but for some reason is putting the blame on Ms. “Lo” Bosworth.

And finally, the last shots of the trailer feature a conversation between Lauren and Audrina and their drifting apart. However, it seems Lauren forgot what scene she was doing that day and didn’t put on her waterproof mascara! What a mess! Your crying scenes were so excellently executed before! Don’t get careless LC, this show is pretty important! Kathy Griffin is already after you, we don’t need fans of the show upset too!

Now, if I know The Hills at all, it’s that they pretty much give everything away in the previews. I believe this trailer is pretty much a summary of the whole season and will be able to sum up all the drama of the show at season’s end. Lets hope the crew caught the drama behind the scenes at the Rolling Stone photoshoot, and they’re saving all that good stuff for the show.

The new season starts August 18th, only on MTV. I’m seriously hoping there will also be a new season of the mini series, Dove Fresh Takes starring Alicia Keys. Those little shows made The Hills even more enjoyable.

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Kate Lawler Drunken Bikini Pictures [TheGrumpiest]

Vanessa Hudgens Photos [AnythingHollywood]

Is John Mayer in Love? [BestCelebGossip]

Miley Cyrus to Have Her Own Talk Show? [HollywoodEcstasy]

Audrina Patridge shows off her awesome rack again [DerekHail]

Ali Larter in Allure Magazine July 2008 Issue [NewsToob]

Jennifer Lopez and Her Milk Tits of the Day [DrunkenStepfather]

Man Arrested for Plans to Kidnap Aly and AJ [GravyandBiscuits]

Mary Kate Olsen on Late Show with David Letterman [Bricks and Stones]

Christina Aguilera’s Gigantic Gazongas [CelebNewsWire]

Uma Thurman is Engaged [CelebrIdiot]

The Hills stars and roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, can’t seem to put their claws away. This time their fighting is at an all-time high about a photo shoot that took place at Lauren’s house, but in Audrina’s room.

Apparently, Lauren lost her cool and was pissed at Audrina for letting a photo shoot take place in her house.

Audrina said,”She was very, very, very mad. She said it’s her house. But this is my room.”

She also claims that she tried to reason with Lauren, telling her, ‘We’re not taking pictures of your house — don’t be rude.’ It just adds to the tension. Now she thinks I’m sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won’t let it go.”

Sources claim that the reason behind Lauren’s meltdown is that the astute businesswoman had already promised exclusive photographs of the house’s backyard to a different magazine- and would have no doubt received a hefty paycheck for the pics.

Audrina’s rep got the Ok from Lauren’s rep to do the shoot, problem is nobody told Lauren.

Will these two friends ever mend their friendship? I guess we will just have to see when the cameras roll to film every heart-felt moment.

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Ashley Tisdale Will Eat Your Soul [NinjaDude]

Carmen Electra Pics from the MGM Grand Foxwoods [NewsToob]

You Can Own Death Row Records ! [Dickism]

Diddy and the Twins Play at the Park [DailyStab]

Audrina Patridge Bikini [BestCelebGossip]

Christina Milian UpSkirt Pictures [TheGrumpiest]

The Lohan’s are Great Parents [TheBlemish]

Worthless [Webster's is my Bitch]

Naomi Campbell Officially charged for her tantrum at Heathrow Airport [HotGossip]

Amy Winehouse to Perform for Nelson Mandela’s 90th Birthday [Hollywood Ecstacy]

Natalie Portman… WTF??? [Backseat Cuddler]

Is it just me or has The Hills star, Audrina Patridge’s, breasts doubled in size?

Audrina, who is in Hawaii on the set of her new movie Into The Blue 2, was photographed on the beach sporting a much fuller bikini. If you compare her recent bikini pictures with the pictures from her Maxim photo shoot, you can tell that she had some work done.

So what do you think did Audrina go under the knife like her Hills co-star Heidi Montag did in 2007 or does the green bikini show a more flattering side of her figure?

The girls of The Hills are on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. The issue discusses the reasons why this is the show that we hate to love or love to hate.

F.Y.I Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag were not photographed separately. The girls were all photographed together. Heidi looks like a total skank.

Heidi told UsWeekly, “I really pray for her.” LC rolled her eyes when she heard what Heidi said about her. LC’s friend, Lo, added, “I wasn’t aware that Heidi was an especially religious gal. But if she wants to pray, she can pray all she wants.”

Here is an excerpt from Rolling Stone:

Heidi says that on her way to the shoot she thought it might be a scam. “I thought I was walking into Punk’d or getting killed or something,” she says.

“Heidi really wanted me there for backup,” Spencer says. “She was like, ‘This is a setup.’ ”

Hills Kremlinologists studied cast interactions, but over the course of a nine-hour day, Lauren and Heidi never spoke to each other. “You can feel it,” Whitney, The Hills‘ doe-eyed Switzerland (”I’m neutral”), told me at a quiet moment. “There’s a separation.”

Go ahead and watch this clip to get a behind the scenes look at the cover shoot. Oh, the drama!