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We all know how comfy granny panties are. But we bury them deep in our drawers under cute Victoria’s Secret thongs, we don’t flash them in the backseats of our cars, where everyone can see them. Paris Hilton, don’t you know any better?

Pictures surfaced today of what lies in the backseat of Paris and Benji’s ride. Nothing glamorous, I’m afraid. I have better secrets in my sock drawer than they have in their Cadillac. A toothbrush, Hanes women’s briefs, an acne control kit and a self-help booklet entitled “50 Truths Worth Knowing” were among the debris. Apparently Britney Spears purchased this book about a year ago herself. Anyone pick it up?

I know we all don’t REALLY care what is in her car, but on those mornings after a night out, it’s nice to know that Paris needs to use acne cream too.

To see pics of the car contents click here

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Glen Gurniak, a paparazzi, filed a hit-and-run to the LA Shiereff’s Department last Friday after he claimed that Benji Madden ran over his foot with his car the night before while leaving the Foxtail club in LA. TMZ has video of the incident. In the background you can hear Gurniak screaming at Benji for running over his foot. Benji sort of checks things out and than drives off.

Gurniak told Splash News:
“There were too many people that side of the car so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel. I yelled at him: ‘Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive,’ He turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.”

L.A. Sheriff’s Department rep Steve Witmore confirmed that the incident “is currently under investigation”.

The pap is a total baby. I’ve got my foot run over by a car before and it hurts for like two-seconds. It was his fault anyways, what do you expect when you get close to a moving car? IDIOT!

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A police report was filed in Hollywood today against Benji Madden for a hit and run accident. The accident happened last night as Benji and Paris left the Hollywood nightclub Foxtail. The couple’s car was immediatly swarmed by paparazzi and Benji ran over one paparazzo’s foot. The paparazzo let out a loud scream and Benji stopped briefly to check it out, then took off. It is uncertain if Benji or Paris even know of the police report yet. I think that Benji and Paris are the victims here. It is hard enough to avoid accident in normal driving conditions let alone having your car swarmed by paparazzi flashing bright lights in your face. If you are stupid enough to stick your foot under a moving car you deserve to be ran over. Benji should not be held accountable for this accident.

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On the Vegas Luxe Life blog, Robin Leach asked Paris Hilton’s parents, Rick and Kathy, what they thought about their daughter dating tattooed rocker Benji Madden.

Rick said:

“Benji is the perfect example of, ‘Don’t judge a book by its cover.  He is polite, well mannered, and he even calls me sir. We love him like family already. Benji doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke and is a healthy vegan!”

Kathy insisted:

“He’s changed her life—and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time. He’s so good to her and for her. We couldn’t be happier for them. This has honestly become the real thing.”

Leach reported:

They’ve been inseparable ever since and posed for their first ever photo together for Luxe Life a month later when they went to see The Beatles Love by Cirque du Soleil at The Mirage. Benji promised me then: “I will guard her with my life and make sure only the best and beautiful comes her way.”

Do you think that Paris and her parents are just overly eager to see her get hitched?  I mean how many times has she been engaged already?  I don’t think Paris and Benji’s relationship will last very much longer. They just don’t look right together.  A princess and a rocker really don’t mix.  But hey, I could be wrong…

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Oh my gosh, how sweet is the picture?  Paris has a heart!

While boyfriend Benji Madden was getting ready to perform with his band ‘Good Charlotte’ in Jakaranda, Africa on Thursday, Paris Hilton decided that she could get some good press if she did a meet-and-greet with some of her “fans” at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis School for orphans in Pretoria.

The orphanage is home to nearly 200 kids between the ages of 3 and 18. Paris mostly spent time with the younger kids (probably because the older ones actually knew who she was and knew about her disgraceful reputation?  Or maybe they just don’t get so easily wowed over?–Who knows for sure really.)

The children were grateful for her visit and in thanks gave her several ostrich feathered “shawls.”

For two hours she signed pictures for the children…the picture were of what you ask?  Well, of Paris wearing nothing other than a bikini of course!

Yes, just what the young children of our world want, a picture of Paris in a bikini. What the beejeevish?!  Come on!  We know she has no class. She doesn’t have to spread it around the world, to little kidlets nonetheless!

Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. I bet she thinks she’s done her good deed for life. This trip would have been much better if there was a camera crew to tape this trip. To see what the children really think of Paris– were they really happy to see her or were they just happy to get their pictures taken amidst all the fanfare?

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Paris Hilton is planning to tag along with Benji Madden’s band ‘Good Charlotte’ when they kick off their tour next week. The couple have only been dating for a month, but Paris feels that in order for their relationship to survive, she needs to be with him on the road.

She tells People, “We’re actually leaving in a couple days for South Africa, so I’ll be with him. I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time.” After shows in Johannesburg and Cape Town, South Africa, the rockers are due to perform in Europe before hitting the road in North America this summer.

Does anyone else think that the Paris and Benji make a weird couple? But then again I thought Nicole Richie and Joel made a weird couple at first; now, since they have a new baby, I’ve gotten used to their coupledom.  Somehow, I just don’t think Paris & Benji will last very long. I think that they are just dating because of convenience.

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Yes. It’s true folks. Paris Hilton is f-ing Benji Madden. I avoid the word “date” because that’s not really what Paris Hilton does and we all know it. Rumors are flying around town that the other Madden twin and Hilton are dating. Well I’m telling you, it’s true.

Last night Paris and Benji were spotted at Sutra Lounge in Orange County right before 2AM. Paris grabbed the mic and said hi to the crowd and Benji was right by her side. Hey Paris, I know you have like 20 dogs or something and use them accessories, but I hope you know despite his name…(I know how you get confused really easy) but Benji isn’t a pet. Act accordingly.

This whole “relationship” is being fueled by Paris’ refusal to be outdone by her on again, off again BFF Nicole Ritchie. As you know, Ritchie’s baby daddy is Joel Madden (Benji’s brother and “that other guy” in Good Charlotte). Nicole just had the baby and of course Paris can’t have anyone stealing the spotlight so why not stir up the pot and be seen around town with Joel’s twin. Yeeeeeesh. D-R-A-M-A. We’ll see how long this lasts. If there’s a cat fight, my money is on Nicole. She’s got crazy hormones flowing after just having her baby. Watch out Paris!!!

P.S. Both Madden brother and Good Charlotte are total douchebag posers (see picture above). Yeah…

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