The whore Darling of Disney, Miley Cyrus is going to celebrate her sweet 16 party at Disneyland! But wait, there’s more. For a small fee, you can join the party too!!! For $250.00 bucks! Da’yam! That’s a lotta cabbage. Season passes for Disneyland for the whole year are less than that!

The party is on October 5th and tickets go on sale August 30th. 5,000 tickets will be sold for the event, and she is giving special recognition to Youth Service America.

“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more. I’ll even get to sing a couple songs,” said Cyrus.

You can (or get mommy & daddy to) buy your tickets here. The only delema is what to get the teen queen who has it all! Well her list is short, it includes a Wii Fit, a puppy and a great car. Of course, the car is a must, cause she will soon be able to drive. You all can chip in!

“I definitely want to get something bad on the road,” Cyrus said. The car must be “big enough for all my friends and to scare all the cars away from me. I’m a good driver but it’s everyone else that I’m worried about!”

Sounds reasonable to me.

So you all going to go??

So, what do you buy someone that can afford anything they want for their birthday?

A motorcycle with a side car. Well, at least that is what the Jonas family bought Joe for his birthday.

Joe Jonas celebrated his 19th birthday on Friday, August 15th, with his family and Radio Disney. When asked about the gift, Joe told Radio Disney’s Ernie D., “I’m pumped!” Older brother Kevin added, “Don’t worry, there were lots of helmets given.”

Joe ended his birthday celebration by blowing out the candles on his strawberry shortcake birthday cake after the Radio Disney staff and his family sang Happy Birthday.

Personally I don’t see what the big deal is….It’s not like he couldn’t go out and buy one himself. What do you think? Was the motorcycle a good gift or could they have done better? Joe did say that he planned on buying himself a Corvette after he got his drivers license.

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her girlfriend’s, Sam Ronson’s, 31st birthday with her in West Hollywood.

Lohan was really excited about Ronson’s big day and planned an amazing party at Matsuhisa sushi restaurant.

Party-goers enjoyed balloons, ice cream (courtesy of a genuine ice cream truck), and party favors.

Among the guests was Nicole Richie, who looked lovely in a white blouse teamed with a high-waisted black skirt complete with black strappy gladiator-style heels.