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Dance War’s Team Bruno down and out

Posted on 06 February 2008 by Syndeee

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So, Team Bruno lost yet again last night.  Now he has only 4 team members to Carrie Ann’s 6.  If it continues this way, will the show end in just a few more weeks?  Can’t have much of a crew with only 2 or 3 performers. 

Team Bruno can look only as far as their leader when it comes to figuring out why they are failing so badly.  I think Bruno’s attitude is partly contributing to the fact that America just won’t vote for his team: he’s cocky, arrogant, and, frankly, quite like a catty little bitch (sad, because I loved him on Dancing with the Stars). 

Last night, he had the nerve to accuse Chris from Team Carrie Ann of always needing excuses for his performances, saying something about the microphone problem this week and relating it to the mic problem last week.  Last week was a technical problem that he had absolutely no control over.  His mic simply didn’t work, but he continued on undettered by the mishap–very admirable.  Bruno: catty little bitch; just made himself look bad by saying something so ridiculous (especially since Chris, only 18 years old vs. Bruno’s 40 or so?,  owned up to the mishap this week).  Bruno doesn’t know how to play fair and that’s gotta effect people’s voting preferences for sure. 

Carrie Ann is diplomatic, friendly and supportive in her critisms of her own team and Bruno’s team.  Carrie Ann also calls it like it is–if her team messes up, she calls them on it–constructively criticizing.  Bruno on the otherhand puts on an air of superiority, like his team can do no wrong and his team is far better all around than Carrie Ann’s.  He looked stunned and shocked that America could actually vote for Carrie Ann’s team over his; he couldn’t even believe that it could be a possibility.  

Honestly, I don’t know why he’s so surprised–Carrie Ann’s team has this raw energy about it that just keeps you glued to the TV–their always exciting to watch.  Bruno’s team–only sometimes exciting to watch, not always–they almost look like a Las Vegas show crew that’s been doing the same dance for months on end and are just a little bored (except for last night’s girls number to “These Boots”–finally saw something exciting from them).  They are good, but they really just don’t have that overall raw chemistry or charisma that you see with Team Carrie Ann.    

And, I don’t get it–I think Bruno keeps putting the wrong team members in his bottom two.  He really just needed to get rid of Phillip this week–he can’t really sing (unless they can hear something in the audience that isn’t coming across on TV).  And Kelsey–he had her in the bottom two last week–she’s the most charismatic performer his has! 

Oh–and can’t forget to mention the coreography for Team Bruno–Team Carrie Ann’s coreography is kick’n his arse! Which reminds me of another Bruno, aka catty little bitch, moment last night, when he asked how much more furniture Carrnie Ann’s team was gonna bring onto the dance floor (referencing their props that I personally thought were awesome).   Catty catty catty unconstructive digs.  It isn’t flying with America so he should just knock it off.

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