Here it is folks, my list of the ‘Hottest Celebrity Bobble Heads.’ What is a ‘bobble head,’ you ask? Well, it is a person that is so damn skinny that their head looks freakishly large in comparison to the rest of their body; thus, resembling the toy with the same moniker, often seen on old car dashboards.

Example:

See, Bobble Head.

Bobble Head #10. - Kiera Knightley

Mind you these images are unaltered. She is really that thin! I remember when the movie poster for King Arthur was released in the U.K. was enhanced to make her boobs bigger . Too skinny for those Brit’s standards!

Bobble Head #9. - Renee Zellweger

Still a Bobble Head after all these years. Probably the puffiest Bobble Head there is, no sunken cheeks here!

Bobble Head #8. - Kate Bosworth

Maybe the most proportionate one, but a Bobble Head none the less! She is pretty, but still needs some meat on her bones to balance out her head.

Bobble Head #7. - Amy Winehouse

You cant make her go to rehab, no, no, no! She is deathly thin and likes it! The beehive really doesn’t help, but this newbie to the Bobble Head clan is close to climbing her way to the top!

Bobble Head #6 - Victroia Beckham

She makes being a Bobble Head look fierce! Work it girl! She is probably the best looking one on the list but still needs to eat a sandwich, somebody get this girl a hoagie!

Bobble Head #5 - Carson Daily

Men are not impervious to this trend! I remember back in the day when he had some meat on his bones and didn’t look half bad. Now it is Bobble Head city, welcome to the dark side Carson.

Bobble Head # 4 - Olsen Twins

O.K. so there are two of them and I am cheating a little here and counting them as one, sue me! They both look the same, so it is almost like one person. I mean when Mary Kate was going through that whole ‘I don’t like to eat’ thing, I honestly didn’t see much of a difference between the two, they both looked so emaciated that I thought they both should go to rehab!

Bobble Head #3 - Teri Hatcher

Oldie, but a goodie, you know this woman doesn’t eat! She is almost the worst offender on the list, but the next two put her to shame! If she stood next to either one, it would probably turn her off food forever.

Bobble Head #2 - Rachel Zoe

A sort of celebrity, she is actually a stylist to the stars, but is getting her own reality show, so I guess that makes her one of Hollywood’s best worst. She attends almost every red carpet event and has practically perfected the Bobble Head look, but there is one left that takes the cake, rice cake that is!

Bobble Head #1. - Angelina Jolie!!!

The queen! The end all, be all of Bobble Heads everywhere. You don’t look this good by eating people! Take it from her, starving yourself for the admiration of people you don’t know is so worth the loss of normal menstrual cycles, lower levels of estrogen and weakened bones, and loss of brain tissue and muscle, including the heart muscle. Hear that kids?! Bet you cant wait to put the cheese burger down and get a jump start on your not eating regime!

Now, excuse me while I go mack on some grub, all these pictures have made me hungry!

Who is Ziyi Zhang?  If you are a fan of Chinese martial art movies, you may have noticed this beautiful Kung fu actress in movies such as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000), Rush Hour 2 (2001), House of Flying Daggers (2004), and Hero (2004).  Ziyi started gaining her increasing international reputation in Hollywood ever since the release of the movie, Memoirs of a Geisha (2005), and because of this movie, she was nominated as one of the candidates for the Golden Globe award of the Best Actress in the same year.  Though she did not win the award, Ziyi definitely became more well-known in the Hollywood movie industry and all of a sudden became one of the most top-notch Chinese actresses in the world.

Ziyi’s current boyfriend Vivi Nevo, who she has been dating a bit over one year, last week confirmed Ziyi and he had been engaged, and the wedding would be in next year.

Ever since Ziyi publicly declared that her boyfriend was Vivi Nevo, most of the Asian media were very enthusiastic to know the secret background of this “Ziyi’s man.”  They found out that Vivi is not just a simple man, but a man that witholds a highly important position in the movie and entertainment industries.  Vivi is a low-key billionaire, a stockholder of Time Warner, and at the same time he holds stocks in many important entertainment companies in the U.S.

Clearly, Ziyi is barking up the right tree;  Vivi can definitely help her acting career in Hollywood.  Vivi is the beginning of her ultimate ambition, or destination, to enter the American first class social circle.  Good luck Ziyi, your goal almost comes true.

Miley Cyrus’ recent scandalous photos have been continuously spreading on the internet, and the hacker who stole the photos from her phone and emails seems to be very proud of releasing the many sexually suggestive photos and is enjoying the result of the scandal.

Miley Cyrus tells TV Guide that she wants to film a G-rated “Sex and the City.” Her comment will possibly become another featured topic for people to gossip about. Well, she can probably do a better job than Sarah Jessica Parker, since she has already had a lot of “experience” of posing “sexy” in many of her leaked out photos. Disney sure knows how to pick a “perfect” model for teens in the country, but maybe it is time for Disney to rethink if Miley Cyrus can be the role model and spokesman for them.

Celebs say the darndest things! Check out five of the best quotes I heard this week…

“I’m way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas!”
– Jessica Alba, on her marriage to Cash Warren, in British Cosmopolitan magazine.

“When I was a child, I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I’ve always felt deep down that I was born a woman.”
– John Mayer, poking fun at the media’s intense coverage of everything he says, at his St. Louis concert.

“Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.”
– Susan Olsen, explaining her hungover run to the bathroom during a radio interview, to Colorado Springs’ KKTV.

Gordon Ramsay: “Dustin, can you stop burning ‘em? Twenty seconds only!”
Dustin Hoffman: “That’s what she said.”
– An unlikely comedic duo, cooking fajitas with Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show.

“If I win, it’s because of my natural ability, and if I lose, it’s because I wasn’t trying so hard.”
– Kelly Ripa, right before racing against other women in high heels, on Live with Regis and Kelly.

And there ya have it! Heard anything else that you think tops any of these funny ones?! Let’s hear it.

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato have found a way to further expose themselves to fans through the use of Youtube video blogs. Now, it seems, the other Disney Channel stars want a piece of the action too.

Alyson Stoner, Aly & AJ, and Dylan and Cole Sprouse have started their own vlogs, possibly hoping to garner as many hits as Cyrus and pal, Mandy Jiroux.

Somebody needs to tell these kids about something called “overexposure”. Nobody likes when celebrities whore themselves out - take a note from Paris Hilton before her stay in the big house.

Remember when celebrities tried keeping personal myspaces, and people kept trying to find ways to hack in? With these vlogs, it’s like they’ve given up and they’re just giving it all away. Nobody wants that! The struggle was part of the fun!

Here is the growing list of Disney Channel Star Youtube vlogs:

Miley and Mandy

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato

Aly & AJ

Dylan and Cole Sprouse

Alyson Stoner

Any Disney Channel star vlogs missing from the list? Post them in the comments!

Happy (almost) Fourth of July, everyone!  For your holiday reading enjoyment, here are five celebrity quotes that I enjoyed this week!

1. “Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we’re alike.  It’s a dumb thing to say.  I don’t think that makes us similar.  I don’t know her, but I don’t like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn’t know me.  I’m my own person.  I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables and I don’t like sex tapes.”

Ouch. That’s harsh.

-Gossip Girl star Blake Lively to Seventeen magazine, on comparisons to Paris Hilton.

2. “There is a fair amount of sexual energy and there are some drug parallels. We have a couple of what David Yates, the director calls our ‘Trainspotting moments’. There’s a great balance. The light parts are lighter than before, and the dark parts are extremely dark.”

I’m sure the parents are really happy to hear that the next Harry Potter movie is going to be like a movie about heroin addicts.

-Daniel Radcliffe, in an interview with U.K.’s newspaper, The Daily Mirror, about the next Harry Potter flick.

3. “I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I’ve been on and be with the person I care about and my family.”

Way to be gender-neutral and keep all of us guessing!

-Lindsay Lohan on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.

4. “Coolest.  Person.  Ev-er!  Really, I think I’m chill.  I am very hyper but I’m very carefree.”

What a modest young girl.

-Miley Cyrus describing herself in People’s special Miley Cyrus issue, on newsstands Friday.

5. “Shrek was more believable than that.”

This trial is going to be u-g-l-y.

-Peter Cook, when asked what he thought of his estranged wife Christie Brinkley’s teary testimony in their bitter divorce trial on Thursday morning.

And there you have it!

Come back and read next week for all the off kilter things stars are going to say!

On Friday night, June 20th, Boost Mobile RockCorps’ national youth movement concert tour made a stop at the Gibson Amphitheatre on Universal Studios’ City Walk.

The concert was organized by Boost Mobile RockCorps (BMRC) to reward thousands of young people for their service to the Los Angeles community.

While I was backstage I talked with one of the organizers for the concert and they are going to be starting RockCorps concert over in the U.K.

So it was exciting to know that in the future even more entertainers will be supporting and rewarding kids who help out in their communities.

Just a quick refresher - we told you guys about this concert last week - with headliners including musical acts like Akon and Puddle of Mudd.

Well, it turns out that Boost Mobile had a few more surprises for the crowd Friday night!

Busta Rhymes and Spliff Starr showed up and performed a few songs.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (The Hills) also came out to show their support for the volunteers, and Heidi joined host Tracy Morgan on stage to help introduce the acts. I don’t know how many people actually knew who she was (or even cared) because I saw a lot of curious/confused looks when she came on stage.

But even though I joke about the audience not knowing who Heidi was, it really was great to see all these celebrities come out to show support for such a great cause.

It was definite that many of the kids RockCorps members look up to people like Common, Juicy J, DJ Paul, and Three 6 Mafia, and to have their idols thanking them for their hard work is something you don’t see often, and will resonate with them.

Not only were all the famous people kind enough to perform backstage, they were all really nice to the press backstage.

They took time out either before or after their performance (and some even both times) to pose for pictures, and talk about why they think the BMRC is important.

There was one universal answer throughout the night from everyone- volunteering and helping the community is important, and it’s necessary to teach these values to people at a young age.

Needless to say, I had a lot of fun.

The concert was so awesome– Akon was the best of the night in my opinion. He jumped off the stage and was singing in the crowd…

It was the high energy that kept the crowd pumped and excited until the end of the night.

Personally, there is nothing greater than a celebrity using their star power and influence to support a good cause. And I think the audience members felt the same.

If you want to learn more about RockCorps, visit the BMRC website.

Something must be in the water, because celebrities have been funnier than usual this week! Here’s five of the best ones I’ve heard that I’m passing onto you for your enjoyment…

5. “That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney.”

– Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse (as well as her lip gloss) for more than $471,000, which actually went for $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney, at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes.

4. “A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?”

– Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly.

3. “It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.”

– American Idol winner David Cook, on being a “cougar” magnet, to Today’s Meredith Vieira.

2. “I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.”

– Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse.

And… then number one…

1. “Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks.”

– Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to People.

Keep the funny quotes coming, all you silly celebrities!

You think you heard a better quote than these five?

Let’s hear it!

Britney Spears hung out last night at her designer pal Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party. It was held at at the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles.

Before the party Audigier told People:

“I am friends with Britney. She was at my office, I believe, three weeks ago. She got some presents for Jamie-Lynn and herself too. She got a ton of T-shirts, a ton of caps. She loved it.”

Spears was most recently seen sporting some of Audigier’s Ed Hardy line in Costa Rica. She wore the “Love Kills” bikini and looked damn good while doing it!

Most people are predicting that the suit will fly off shelves since pictures have been released of her wearing it. But there is still time to get one- many online retail store still have them.

At the party, Spears hung with two girlfriends in a roped-off VIP area. Her dad Jamie Spears sat on a couch about five feet away with his head resting on his hands. Could Poppa Spears be tired of babysitting?!

Britney stayed for about an hour and a half. She smoked cigarettes on an outside patio (c’mon Brit…smoking is bad!), but didn’t have any alcohol (good job!). She also enjoyed a live performance from Macy Gray.

I wonder if they gave away free swag to all the guests?? Also in attendance was Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and Fergie. And to everybody’s surprise- so was Michael Jackson!

Anyway, it’s good to see Brit out and having fun without going crazy. Keep up the good work!

On Sunday, May 4, 2008, Hollywire attended “Jenny’s Walk,” a 5K walk held at San Diego State University in memory of former student Jenny Poliakoff. The walkathon, MC’d by Johnny V of VH1’s Scott Baio is 46… and Pregnant and VJ Michael Benz, raised more than $104,000 for The Friendship Circle, an organization dedicated to helping special needs children and their families of which Jenny was a founding volunteer.

The also event had support from celebrities, including singer Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees, actress Jillian Murray, to star in David Zucker’s An American Carol, actor Michael Copon, to star in the prequel to Scorpion King, singer (and former beauty on The Bachelor) Ashlee Willis, actor and producer Paul Alessi, producer Jeff Kalligheri, and - last, but certainly not least - Emmy Award winner Carlos Ramirez (a.k.a. twin brother of Efrin ‘Pedro’ Ramirez in Napoleon Dynamite).

Participants walked a path through SDSU’s campus and once they crossed the finish line, enjoyed a fun-filled day of barbecue, a carnival full of face painting, games and sports activities for children and adults, an award ceremony to recognize extraordinary kids and volunteers, and, likely the most memorable part of the day for the many swooning females, a musical performance by Jeff Timmons.

Still lookin’ good, Jeff!

“I’m so blessed to be where I am and have what I have. This is the least I can do for the community and for the people who need it most,” said Jeff, an avid supporter of children’s charities. “Being a dad myself, I feel very strong about caring for kids, helping them live healthy lives and have bright futures.”

Speaking of bright futures, Hollywire happened to notice a special spark between Jeff and actress Jillian Murray.

HW: What ever happened to Deborah Gibson, Jeff?

JT: (Laughs) That was a completely fabricated rumor that started after she and I attended a charity event. It wasn’t even like we went together. The most we did together was take a photo. She’s a great person, but we’ve never been anything.

HW: So, what about Jillian? You and her seem to be very close. Nice catch, she’s HOT!

JT: (Breaks out in laughter again) Yes, she is beautiful.

HW: So, you two are dating??

JT: (Grins) You’re killing me here! No, she I are a good friends.

Yeah, we’ve never heard that one before. Hmmm… with the way things are going in Hollywood, maybe we should add Jillian to our Baby Bump Patrol list… just in case.

P.S. How adorable are they??

Anyway, if you aren’t already familiar with her, Jillian Murray has been on Drake and Josh, appeared on various television shows, plays one of the lead video game characters in Xbox’s Mass Effect, but most recently has been busy filming American High School, Knuckle Draggers, and David Zucker’s An American Carol, where she will co-star with Kelsey Grammer and Kevin Farley (brother of the late Chris Farley). An American Carol is set to release on the big screen September 13th of this year.

“I was never able to do as much volunteer work as I wanted when I was a kid,” said Jillian, regrettably. “But now I make it a point to give my time to supporting such important causes. Jenny was an amazing person, and it’s very important for me to spread the blessings I have been given in my life like she did.”

Another fact about Jillian… she’s a dog lover and has a little yorkie of her own named Bijou.

For more information on “Jenny’s Walk” and The Friendship Circle foundation, please visit www.jennyswalk.com.