Kendra Wilkinson called into Star 98.7 this morning and talked to Valentine and Lisa Foxx about an assortment of different things. First off, Kendrasays that she won’t answer any questions they have about her and Hugh Hefner’s relationship because the questions people have been asking her lately have been nasty towards Hef. So Valentine asks her about the other playmates from The Girls Next Door. Kendra admits that she and the rest of the girls were never really close, just acquaintances. They have become better friends after leaving the Mansion and the show.

Valentine then asks Kendra if she actually calls her fiance, Hank Baskett, “Hank” or does he have a pet name. She says she calls him “Boo,” in which Valentine responds with saying, “oh, good,” because he couldn’t see her calling out, “come here, Hank,” during a moment of intimacy.

Kendra says that she loves the name “Hank” and that if she ends up having a son that they will name him “Hank Baskett IV.”

I’m a big fan of Cracked.com so when I read this topic on their site, I was expecting a hilarious criticism of Celebrity baby names, such as Apple Blythe Alison Martin, the daughter of Coldplay singer Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow.

See that look on the kid's face? That's because she found out her parents named her "Apple."

But there are, apparently, names that are worse.  If you already clicked on the link and read the topic, you know what horrors are contained in the world of Celebrity Baby Names.  Especially when it comes to Penn Jillette, of Penn & Teller fame, and what he named his daughter.

Is it sad when a guy who writes for the Internet has better facial hair than a guy with a TV show and a Las Vegas magic act?

You did not misread the link.  Penn Jillette named his daughter “Moxie Crimefighter.”  Now, I’m well aware that this is America, and you can name your kid as you bloody well please, but every now and then, you come across a name so utterly cruel and unusual you wonder whether it should by law count as torture for the child.  But that is not the worst of it.  Jillette released a video condemning Cracked for making fun of a kid named Moxie Crimefighter.  Click the link for hilarity.

3rd Worst Name: Penn Says

The best part is that Jillette’s only justification for giving his daughter such a ridiculous name and thus condemning her to a life of playground ridicule and having her lunch money brutally stolen by smelly bullies is because it is a one-of-a-kind name.  I’ve got news for you: just because something’s original doesn’t make it good.

Moxie has so much to look forward to, doesn't she?

When you name your kid “Moxie Crimefighter,” you can’t really claim any sort of high ground, making Jillette’s attack on the name “Dave” both sad and funny at the same time.  Seriously, Penn’s daughter would be better off being named “Dave” rather than “Moxie Crimefighter.”

Did you hear about “Tulula Does the Hula?” Talula Does the Hula is a 9 year girl who lives in Hawaii; she just recently received a court ordered name change. The judge stated,

“The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child’s parents have shown in choosing this name…It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”

All I have to say is, WOW! This judge would have a field day in Hollywood. You thought Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue and Tallulah Belle were bad names? Take a load of these. I tried to keep it down to 50, but there was no way I could let some of these go unnoticed; and, there’s no doubt I could reach the hundreds. I won’t bother putting them in any order. You can be the judge of who’s child has the worst name, but they are all pretty heinous. Seriously, they’re real.

TOP 75 WORST CELEB BABY NAMES

Pilot Inspektor: Son of Jason Lee

Moxie CrimeFighter and Zoltan: Children of Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller)

Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Daughters of Paula Yates (Wow…)

Kal-El Coppola: Son of Nicholas Cage

Audio Science: Son of Shannyn Sossamon

Banjo Patrick: Son of Rachel Griffiths

Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh: Daughter (Sage) & son of Sylvester Stallone

Indio Falconer: Son of Robert Downey Jr.

Sistine Rose: Daughter of Sylvester Stallone

Mingus Lucien: Son of Helena Bonham Carter

Thyme: Daughter of Emma Thompson

Speaking of herbs…

Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo: Daughters of Jamie Oliver (The Naked Chef)

Spec Wildhorse, Hud and Teddy Jo: Sons of John Cougar Mellencamp

Apple Blythe Alison: Daughter of Chris Martin (Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow

Maddox Chivan: Son of Angelina Jolie

Bluebell Madonna: Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls)

Phoenix Chi: Daughter of Melanie Brown (Spice Girls)

Sailor Lee: Daughter of Christie Brinkley

Calico Dashiell: Daughter of Alice Cooper

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q and Memphis Eve: Children of Bono

Blue Angel: Daughter of The Edge (U2)

Brawley King: Son of Nick Nolte

Coco Riley: Daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette (Sting also has a daughter named Coco)

Hopper Jack: Son of Sean Penn

Prima Sellechia: Daughter of John Tesh

Elettra-Ingrid: Daughter of Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Weidemann

Dusti Rainn and Keelee Breeze: Daughters of Robert Van Winkle (aka: Vanilla Ice)

Magnus Paulin: Son of Will Ferrell

Chastity Sun: Daughter of Cher and Sonnie Bono

Tu: Daughter of Rob Morrow (Hah, get it?? Clever– Tu Morrow– but sad.)

Jermajesty: Son of Jermaine Jackson

Diezel Ky and Denim Cole: Children of Toni Braxton

Pirate: Son of Jonathan Davis (Korn)

God’iss Love Stone: Daughter of Lil’ Mo

Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy: Children of Roger Taylor (the drummer of Queen, who has a thing for tigers and flowers.)

Seven Sirius and Puma: Children of Erykah Badu (Seven’s father is Andre 3000 from OutKast & Puma’s father is rapper The D.O.C.)

Saffron Sahara: Daughter of Simon Le Bon (Duran Duran)

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva Thin Muffin and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan – Children of Frank Zappa

Reign Beau and Freedom: Children of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

Alchamy: Daughter of Jane Pollack

Bamboo: Son of Big Boi (Outkast)

Corde: Son of Snoop Doggy Dogg

Laprincia: Daughter of Bobby Brown

Bow-Ty: Son of 50 Cent

Million: Son of Mystikal (rapper)

Messiah Ya’majesty: Son of T.I. (rapper)

Indiana August: Son of Casey Affleck

Lark Song: Daughter of Mia Farrow

Whizdom and Tryumph: Children of Jayson Williams (NBA player)

Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue: Children of Robert Rodriguez (director/producer/screenwriter)

Sosie Ruth: Daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Aurelius Cy: Son of Elle Macpherson

Ever Gabo: Daughter of Milla Jovovich

Bogart Che Peyote: Son of David Rainey (Remember ‘Puck’ from Real World?)

Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter might top my list… but then again there’s also Pilot Inspektor and Tu Marrow. What’s your favorite worst name ever?