Madonna is not the sharing type, especially when it comes to her much younger lover, Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.

So when Lindsay Lohan tried to arrange a get together while the two both happened to be in Paris, Madge put a stop to it as fast as you can say, “Strike a pose!”

Luz flew into Paris last week and was hosting an event at a VIP nightclub. The Daily Mirror reported:

Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz. But when Madge’s people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel.

Why would Madonna be afraid of LiLo stealing her man? I thought LiLo only liked chicks, right?

Jessica Simpson opens up to Oprah about many things, including the controversy over her weight and that John Mayer interview.  It has been three weeks since the explosive interview John Mayer did for Playboy Magazine, and Jessica Simpson is finally speaking out. Jessica expressed her disappointed in John. She admits that she could not read the article, it was too hard for her.  She knew what he said about her through snippets and what people told her.  She tried to read it, but could not.  Who could blame her?  Your ex goes on and on about intimate moments in a national publication and it’s all people can talk about.  It’s a complete violation.

Oprah asked Jessica if she was angry, to which Jessica said;

Not I’m not angry, I’m… Well, I am a little bit angry…. I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.”  But she goes on to say, “I guess it could have been a lot worse!  My phone is ringing off the hook, I have to say!”

I bet! Jessica says that John apologized, but that she didn’t accept it. But true to John fashion, the apology was done via text. That’s class!

The worse part, is that she was more angry over everyone calling her fat. She actually said that the whole ‘mom jeans’ fiasco was the lowest point for her over the last few years. The tabloid feeding frenzy prompted Jessica to develop a show for VH1 addressing issues that woman have with their bodies and beauty, called ‘The Price of Beauty‘  She spoke about the fact that was indeed 10 pounds heavier but did not think that she looked bad.  In fact she said that she will never be a size zero and 90 pounds, she likes her curves.  I think after she traveled all over the world filming for her show, she saw that many woman have it much worse.  Jessica donned a full on burqa when in Morocco and says that she now appreciates herself as a woman.

In a recent interview, Lindsay Lohan opened up about her relationship with her father, Michael Lohan.  Not surprisingly, she didn’t have the nicest things to say.

Here are some highlights:

“I’m not really speaking to him. Him saying those things is the last thing that’s going to get me to speak to him and I’ve told him that.”

“He’s nuts. He is someone who is crying out for help and attention. He is the one who should be in rehab. He has been on and off like this my whole life.”

“The real issue here? I don’t condone that he has never paid child support. He has never stepped up. It’s not fair, my mom has been such a great mother and has done such a great job raising us.”

“I’m very tight with my siblings and mom and my grandmother, so I’m lucky.”

“In a way, I’m grateful for how he has behaved, because it’s brought us closer together. We’re very protective of each other.”

What’re your thoughts?

Well, according to LMFAO rapper, Sky Blu, he didn’t really attack Mitt Romney, he just pushed his hand away.  Check out his full explanation in the video.

What do you think really happened?

Paris Hilton celebrated her 29th birthday at the Tea Room in Los Angeles on February 17th, and as usual, it wouldn’t be a party without a little drama.

The night started off awesome as Paris partied with her parents Rick and Kathy, her sister Nicky, boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, and her BFF Brandon Davis.  BUT, it quickly turned sour when Doug and Paris started to argue.

One partygoer told HollywoodLife.com,

Paris and Doug started screaming at each other in the middle of the room – it was a mess.  They weren’t shy about it at all – it was so much drama.

Things escalated from there and Doug and his friends started bulling Brandon, Paris Hilton’s BFF and former boyfriend.  The insider says,

Doug  and his dudes were literally pushing Brandon around – and he let them!  They literally pushed him out the door, and he didn’t come back in.

In the end, all was well between Paris and Doug,

They kissed and made up.  But they’re always like that.  It’s what keeps their relationship going.

It’s good Doug and Paris made up, but what about Brandon?  Paris lets her BF treat her BFF like that and get away with it… that’s just not right.  What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been BANNED from New York Fashion Week!  Ouch!

Once a former ‘it’ girl sitting front-row… Jill Stuart is now considering Lohan a ‘brand damager.’   A fashion industry insider told the NY Daily News:

“A lot of designers, and especially Jill’s camp, don’t think she’s worth all the press she’d get their show.”

Charlotte Ronson, Samantha Ronson’s twin sister, has banned Lindsay from attending her show, too.  The insider revealed:

“Fashion Week kind of belongs to the Ronsons, and Charlotte had Lindsay banned from both her show and after-party — just like she did this past fall.”

Better luck next year Lohan!

Peaceful here

Sam Ronson went to Twitter to clear the air and call out media outlets who claim that she allegedly got physically violent with Lindsay.

To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumor accusing me of being violently abusive after @lindsaylohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action.

Lindsay did come out, via Twitter, to disprove the rumor as well.  Sam Ronson made her thanks public on Twitter:

@lindsaylohan, thank you for clearing that up. the high road was giving me a nose bleed!

Oh no! Trouble in tweenland!  It appears Demi Lovato & Selena Gomez may no longer be best friends!

While in the UK over the weekend, a young fan asked Demi Lovato: “How’s Selena?”

To which Lovato replied, “Ask Taylor.”

Watch the video to see it for yourself:

Do you think she was referring to Taylor Lautner or Taylor Swift!?

After Heidi Montag admitted to having TEN plastic surgeries in just ONE day, several celebrities are now speaking out against the 23-year-old Hills star.  Maria Menounos, Audrina Patridge, Jewel and Emmy Rossum are just some of the stars who don’t necessarily agree with Montag’s choices.

Maria Menounos Tweeted:

“Heidi montag is on cover of people mag boasting about her new perfect look.I’m so disgusted…she was beautiful before..bad message.too much”

“Heidi is a sweet girl….this is so sad. Publicity and a career can’t be worth this. It just can’t!”

Of her co-star’s new features, Audrina Patridge said:

“I think it’s a case of, ‘To each their own,’ but 10 procedures in one day is a little much.”

Jewel also took to her twitter to talk about plastic surgery, saying:

“There r obviously good reasons 4 plastic surgery-its also fine w me if its 4 vanity-but if u have a deep self hatred, surgery wont fix it

Never had plastic surgery-even w wonky teeth & the biggest nose in the biz i feel proud of who i am-but not ruling out when im older though!”

Emmy Rossum had perhaps the strongest opinion, tweeting:

“It upsets me to see young women in the spotlight advocating plastic surgery. ANY surgery is extremely dangerous&should not be taken lightly, much less, used as a tool to increase notoriety or popularity.

By putting this on magazine covers, we are somehow legitimizing the dangerous lengths to which some will go for fame and “beauty”

There are so many REAL ISSUES in this world that NEED attention. Let’s try to take a moment to be grateful we are ALIVE.”

Amen!  What do you guys think of Heidi’s new look?

Another Hollywood cat fight!  Rihanna and Tila Tequila are publicly taking jabs at each other!  Tila says Rihanna has HERPES!

Rihanna was a guest on “Big Boi’s Neighborhood Morning Show” on Thursday and used the opportunity to lash out at Tila Tequila!

The ‘Hard’ singer said:

“I don’t like when people talk about me and don’t know me and don’t know what they’re sayin’ and sound stupid. I saw her backstage at the AMA’s one year… [laughs] She was just standing there with a drink in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink she had a drink in her hand, whatever.”

Miss Tequila IMMEDIATELY took to her official blog to retaliate!  Tila went as far as saying that Rihanna has herpes!  She posted:

“So I woke up early this morning because I have to get ready to pack to catch an early flight out of town , and I get a google alert with my name with Rihanna!” she began. “So of course, I was interested on what the hell would Rihanna have to say about ME??? ME?? Really Rihanna????? Ok…but anyway before I actually read what she had to say about me, my first reaction was, “Awww, how cool! Rihanna is talking about me! She must be talking about how more women who have been in Domestic Violence cases should really support one another!”

“SO after I listened to Rihanna bad mouthing me, my first reaction was “WOW! WHAT A BITCH! AND A TOTAL LIAR! WOWWWW!”

“So everyone, yes…..I heard from legit sources, that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and… well… I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.”

Meow!