Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are putting baby rumors to rest!

A Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode this season showed a barely married Khloe in a pregnancy scare, even though it was a false alarm, you could see the disappointment.  I mean with their ginormous new house who wouldn’t want to fill that sucker up with some rugrats!

Khloe says she is no longer on birth control, and the couple really wants kids but are not in any hurry.

We’re just being a healthy married young couple … I’m not sitting here staring at an ovulation calendar. I’m not saying to Lamar, ‘Okay, it’s time, let’s go!’

And sister Kourtney’s new addition is not helping push the baby train along any faster, either!

“Now, I’m like, ‘Ugh, the screaming baby! It’s nice to play with him then give him back to his mom! We’re always excited to get babies, but Mason doesn’t give me that push.”

So looks like all those baby bump rumors were just hype, not to mention downright mean! Can you imagine having a not so good day with your tum and then tabloids printing you are pregnant!? Ouch!

Lamar and Khloe may say they are in no hurry, but I predict they will be announcing a pregnancy within a year from now… let’s see if I’m right!

Another one bites the dust!  Reports are claiming that Britney Spears and her latest beau, Jason Trawick have split!

The popstar allegedly ended things after learning that Jason Trawick was romancing TWO women during a boys’ night out at Los Angeles’ bar The Roger Room.  Spears is said to be “distraught” over the incident.

According to fellow bar-goer, Ella Davis :

“Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning blonde who looked like Britney.  He had his arms around her and they looked very much like they were together for the night.”

Friends of Trawick came to his defense though… well, sort of.  They said:

“Jason’s a great guy and super loyal.  This behavior is really out of character. But Los Angeles is a small town and word soon got back to Britney he’d had a wild one,” says one Trawick pal. “When she heard he’d been caught cozying up two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. Jason’s really not like this and quickly tried to calm Britney down and rectify the situation…. Everyone is assuming it’s over — for the time being anyway.”

Earlier this week, HOLLYWIRE posted a story that in the new book, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims are made that the couple has a very tumultuous relationship.  Well now, more allegations from the book are being leaked!  In particular:  Angelina Jolie spread lies about Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston!

The author of the tell-all book, Ian Halperin, writes:

“Angelina waged ‘a mean-spirited but effective campaign’ against Jennifer Aniston around the time that Brad Pitt divorced her to be with Jolie. “

Halperin explains in the book that Jolie had help from her manager, Geyer Kosinski, and brother James Haven, too.

Halperin claims the trio planted stories in 2005 that painted Aniston in a negative light in order to make Jolie’s actions more acceptable.  They said that Aniston firmly prioritized her career over starting a family — which put her directly at odds with Pitt, who really wanted kids.

Of the hopeful outcome of Jolie’s plan,  he writes:

“She (Jolie) was convinced that this is the story that would resonate with all these women who saw her as a man-stealing bitch.”

Ever since the news broke that Jude Law was expecting his fourth baby this fall, gossip websites and tabloids have put together a list to try to figure out who the mother of the baby is. We weren’t given much to go on since Jude’s rep was very cryptic about the whole thing, saying that Jude is “no longer in a relationship” with the woman, and that the whole thing was “an entirely private matter.”

Star has a theory, they have guessed that the baby-mama is Jude’s Sherlock Holmes costar, Rachel McAdams’ younger sister, 27-year-old make up artist, Kayleen McAdams.

According to Star, she only recently told Jude about the baby. It’s also claimed that Rachel is “pissed” about the whole situation.

In a carefully worded statement, Jude Law announced that he’s expecting a child with an undisclosed woman who he’s no longer seeing. And while he may not want to tell you the identity of his baby mama, we do!

Yesterday, a rep for the father of four said that “following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned, but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life.”

Now speculation is surrounding the sister of Jude’s Sherlock Holmes costar Rachel McAdams — 27-year-old Hollywood make-up artist Kayleen McAdams. YourTango.com posted a story today identifying her as the “secret mother.”

Jude and Kayleen hooked up last Christmas in New York when the actor was working on Holmes. She is reportedly seven months pregnant and just informed him recently. Jude is said to have broken the news to his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, and three kids — Rafferty, 12, Iris, 8, and Rudy, 6 — on Tuesday. (He also adopted Sadie’s son Finlay, 18).

As for Rachel, she’s said to be “pissed” about the situation.

The last time Jude — who will be appearing in Hamlet on Broadway this fall, when the wee one is due — made big headlines, it was when he cheated on his then-fiancée Sienna Miller with his children’s nanny.

However, Jude’s spokesperson told Life & Style that Kayleen McAdams IS NOT THE MOTHER.

After Jude left town, the woman found out she was pregnant. She contacted Jude’s publicist, they got a DNA test and that’s that! The source went on to say, “The two of them are by no means together, but Jude isn’t being a jerk about being a father. He’s willing to take responsibility for his baby. And she’s definitely keeping it. She’s probably about seven months along right now.”

So I’m not so sure that Kayleen is Jude’s baby-mama. Jude is quite the man whore. It could be anyone famous or not. But she does seem to be the most likely suspect. Where is Sherlock Holmes when we need him?

It’s been a few days since these freaks were spotted out posing for the paparazzi.

If you’re a fan of these two then I guess its happy news for you! If you’re a normal person not a fan then GOD SAVE US ALL!

Speidi, dressed up in their best cowboy gear with flannel shirts and cowboy hat, headed over to shop for baby clothes at the Kitson For Kids store. Ummmmmmmm…

Of course they took their time meandering through the store, making sure to pose for the cameras at any given opportunity. They also grabbed several baby dolls and tended to go for the pink baby items. I’m pretty sure they are just trying to start their own baby rumors (Heidi’s choice in fashion by wearing a loose fitting shirt).

Now, I’m not a religious person but can we all please pray tonight…

Dear God, Please don’t let this be true!

While at the Kardashian’s Spring Bling event in Vegas, Lacey Schwimmer said she will most likely be dancing with Donny Osmond in next season’s Dancing with the Stars because he requested her as a partner.

I’m not the biggest Osmond fan, in fact, I find him pretty annoying, but maybe he’ll surprise all of us.

Lacey also put rumors of a relationship with Steve-O to rest at the event, as she spent the weekend in Vegas with her new boyfriend John Derek Guthrie (Paula Abdul’s back-up dancer).  Lacey was seen dancing and getting cozy with John at the party and sat on his lap during the VIP reception.

Sorry, Steve-O… your moves were just no match against John’s.

This is NOT an April Fools Joke!

While doing a standup comedy routine on the Maycraft Carrier cruise yesterday, John Mayer finally addressed that nasty rumor that’s been following him around for a couple years, which is that he hooked up with Perez Hilton.

John Mayer flat out admitted to making out with Perez, and he explains why in his routine:

‘He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

‘I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

‘The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a f’ing class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72…

‘Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this shit before I came out… who f’ing cares. Have a good time.’