Paris was recently in South Africa with boyfriend Benji Madden and had locals laughing at her because she wanted to know how much a cheetah cost.A source told Gatecrasher, “Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”I hope she is completely kidding, cuz having a giant cat around tiny dogs would equal lunch. I understand the girl is very good at being stupid funny, she’s a pro, but honestly. The girl must have some brains, right? If she is looking for the shock factor, I think at this point we would all be more surprised to hear something smart come out of her mouth than something stupid.