Michael Lohan has been given a one-hour tv special by some unspecified network where he’ll ‘expose’ his ex-wife Dina, who he claims is the one who told him that Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, is writing a tell-all book.

TVGuide has the exclusive:

“I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped,” he said. “You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina.”
Because of contractual agreements, Lohan cannot specify the name of the special or on what network it will air, but insisted it is “definitely” happening.

“It might be broken up into parts, but it’s going to be done,” he said. “These lies have to stop. She can’t say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina’s a hypocrite and I’m tired of it.”

“I’ve never taken or earned one penny from my daughter. Meanwhile, all the people around her, including her mother, are earning money off of her,” he said. “They want publicity. They’re there for self-serving reasons. I didn’t have my own reality TV show.”

It seems that Michael has a huge obsession with trashing his ex-wife’s morals and motherly antics. Not only is he doing a one-hour special telling the public how much he hates Dina but recently in Ok! magazine when asked how he was dealing with his father’s recent death he said:

“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.

THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Dina may be making money off of her two daughters, but the stupid hypocrite is trying to make money off of Dina.  Please tell me the difference in both of their childish behaviors.

I’m blaming this mess up totally on Ali’s mother/manager Dina Lohan.

Ali was trying out for a part in Peter Davy’s remake of the 80’s horror film Trolls. While Dina, as a mother, was excited for Ali to have this acting opportunity, but as a manager she failed to do her research and find that Peter Davy is not only a director of horror films but also of porn. He is the creator of the adult films Voodoo Lust, Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12.

Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past,’ her rep tells Us Weekly.

‘If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.’

Ali and Dina were in the middle of taping Living Lohan when they discovered the blunder.

The Lohan’s have their own reality show on E! called “Living Lohan” which documents the daily lives of the Lohan family, most of the focus being on Lindsay’s mom and manager, Dina and her little sister, Ali.

“Viewers will go inside the Lohan’s Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister [Lindsay's] famous footsteps,” a press release for the show says.Cameras will also follow the duo to Vegas as Ali records an album.

“Dina is determined to help each of her four kids fulfill their dreams and refuses to live in fear of what others may think, despite being under the paparazzi microscope,” the press release adds.

Ali has made it clear that she craves fame.

“I want it so bad. So bad you don’t even know. And now, it’s actually happening,” she told Teen Vogue this month. “I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”

When Dina was asked recently why she is doing this reality show she said:

“Initially if you’d asked me two years ago, would we do something like this, it would definitely be a no. I never even thought reality [TV] would be in existence now. But there are so many rumors about us and I feel that we’re in the power seat right now so that I’m able as a mom to say - this is our life, check us out and move on so we can be normal.”

“We live a normal existence in suburbia,” she says. “I do the food shopping, the laundry. There is so much sensationalism out there and people are so obsessed with celebrity. This doesn’t consume us. It really doesn’t and by showing our life, we’ll show that I don’t get up and crack the whip and say, ‘Wake up Ali and go be a star.’”

Ali had some comments about why this reality show is a good idea.

“She’s our manager and like any other mother in the world she’s trying to help her kids fulfill their dreams,” she said. “I just hate it when people twist that and make her into some kind of crazy backstage mom. She’s a mom like anybody else and I want people to know that she’s the greatest mom in the world.”

Living Lohan premirers on Monday, May 26 @ 10:30pm. In the premiere episode, Dina brings young music producer and family friend, Jeremy Greene, to Long Island to work with Ali.

Ahhhhh…. aren’t these just the most heartwarming pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her well adjusted family which includes Mom Dina, 14 year old Ali, and 11 year old Cody. Note: Michael Lohan not pictured. ::cough:: Daddy abandonment issues. ::cough::

Cut to this Tuesday afternoon in Manhattan. Lindsay looks disgruntled babysitting her siblings while doing what she does second best: shopping. First place goes to chain smoking and screwing random guys (does that make shopping 3rd?…) Uh… Dina… do you remember this?

Why would you leave your impressionable 11 and 14 year old unsupervised with their “recovering” coke-head/reckless driver/sex-addict sister? Do you REALLY need Ali to grow up to be just like your drug addict Ex-Husband and daughter? There’s still time to get her away the fast and furious lifestyle. Lindsay is 21 going on 54. Pretty soon she’ll be resembling Keith Richards.

You don’t need two Keith’s on your hands. Please keep Ali sweet and innocent. Here’s a quick guide to parenting:

Good parenting = Wholesome camping fun.

This = BAD parenting. (Self explanatory). I’m just saying… Keep the kids in school and away from their older sister who doesn’t always have the best judgment. See picture above.

Be Cool. Stay In School. Or at least, stay away from Lindsay.

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That headline making you say “Yeah…and?”
Well, although we have all known (and by ‘known,’ i mean ‘hoped’) that Dina Lohan partied a wee bit too hard for a mom, we are now one step closer to having proof of Ms. Lohan’s hefty habit, thanks to everyone’s favorite blogger, Perez Hilton. Perez had a twenty minute long exclusive phone interview with Michael Lohan today, who was more than willing to expose and badmouth his ex-wife. Michael told Perez he has proof of all of the following:

-”Despite a court order, Dina is trying to prevent him from seeing his children.”
- “Dina is not supportive of a reconciliation with Lindsay.”
- “Dina is a cocaine user and abuser….and that he has proof!”
- “Dina’s new boyfriend is a rapist and a bad influence around his kids.”
- “Dina has had more than five drunk driving incidents resulting in accidents, which have not been caught by police.”

Oh, Mama Lohan, haven’t you ever heard of parenting by example? Just ask yourself, what would Orange Oprah do?

And on a totally different note: I wonder if her and Lindsay have the same dealer?

Read the full interview here.