“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”

Not Tyra Banks (gasp!)

Yep, its Naomi Campbell!  Way to go!

Yea, you are really forwarding the advancement of an entire race by wearing haute couture and sashaying down the runway, puh-leez!  Girl, you need a reality check pronto!

Supermodels get a bad rap for glorifying eating disorders and sending a message to young girls that starving yourself into oblivion will make you pretty.  They are also known as clothes hangers with heads, so there you go.  Guess who thinks eating less is not a form of dieting?

I will give you a hint, she was a supermodel

That’s right kiddies, Linda Evangelista, the supermodel!

awww! Isn’t that cute, she thinks she’s smart!

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

We already saw your money shot, and trust me we don’t need to see it again…

That’s right, its the “famous for no reason”, Paris Hilton.

Who said this beauty when asked why it is good to live in a co-ed dormitory in college?

“It’s nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he’ll bring a drill or something”

If you guessed Brooke Shields then you would be correct!

You know the saying, there is no such thing as a dumb question?  Well take note people, I think we have discovered one!

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Um, Cannes…

Oh honey, that’s bad!

Christina Aguilera is hot, but this dumb quote is not!  Quick, who is buried at Grant’s tomb!?

Yikes!!  That is rough!  Lets read this one more time, just to make sure.

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.”

Yep, that is one dumb quote.  I can not believe that I am actually at a loss for words.  I don’t know where to begin.  Why don’t you all jump in , I would love to get some reactions!

No one said jocks were the sensitive caring bunch.

That’s right, Charles Barkley is a legend on the court, but a fool of the mouth.

Nice choice of words.

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

Does he know that inbred refers to sleeping with kin?

Probably not, its Mr. Baywatch himself, David Hasselhoff

Hey, don’t hassle the Hoff!!

She has given us so many gems to choose from, including this little blunder.

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Oops!  She did it again!

Queen pop tart Britney Spears,  dont ever change!

Huh?!

This beefcake has got bristles for a brain!

“The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush”

Yo Adrian!

Maybe he got knocked around too many time while filming 'Rocky'

Thats right, Mr. Rocky Balboa himself, Sylvester Stallone!

She is about as dumb as a rock for saying this one.  Guess who said “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

None other then party girl Tara Reid!

Way to go!  Looks like exessive amounts of drugs and booze can have an adverse affect after all, who would have known?!  Not Tara!