K-Fed is really messed up. The only thing on his body that’s shrinking lately is his brain.

MSNBC’s The Scoop is claiming that K-Fed has been shoveling as much food in his mouth as he can so he can become FATTER! He thinks that the more he resembles the Marshmallow Man, the more weight he will be able to lose on Celebrity Fit Club.

A source said, “He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward. The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”

This is one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard. Losing weight is super hard to do. The less weight you have to lose the easier it is to get to your goal weight. He is only making things harder on himself.

Ok is it me or is this man getting bigger and bigger?

K-Fed at one time used to be somewhat good looking, what the hell happened?

These pictures were taken of K-Fed while vacationing in Miami.

Will people please stop giving this man money. The dude has no idea how to make a dollar. And every cent he did make, or Britney coughed up, ended up in his belly, as we all have seen.

[Via Hollyscoop]

A company called EP-2, which stands for Extreme Physical Performance, has offered well-fed K-Fed $2.5 million to become the new face of their product.

The company has created a fat-burning supplement that’s been designed to help you make progressive advancements to your physique. EP-2 supplement is set to hit over 1400 GNC stores.

A spokesperson for EP-2 tells Radar, “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”

I hope that K-Fed takes these people up on their offer. Until than, my advice for K-Fed: don’t wear blue or people will start rolling you down hills thinking you’re a giant blueberry.

Renee Zellweger is fattening up yet again for the third Bridget Jones’s Diary movie.

Renee is probably super jazzed that she gets to go back to her special diet of biscuits and gravy, crispy duck, Snickers, milk shakes, pizza and butter-soaked potatoes. I would hate to have to take all that weight off at the end though.

The third Bridget Jones’s movie will likely focus on 40-ish Bridget’s desire to have a baby before time runs out.

I never realized how big Bridget Jones’s was. Well apparently its popular enough to make a third movie.

Remember this guy?  Otherwise known as Seann William Scott, or Stifler from the American Pie movies?

Yeah…WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Seann was spotted out and about recently, looking like he indulged a little too much in that pie, if you knaaaa mean?  Lets hope its just for a new movie he’s doing where he plays a really out of shape, dirty, grungy dude.

Boxer Mike Tyson (best known for biting Holyfield’s ear during a Vegas match) has recently retired, and was spotted around town looking like he may have packed on a few pounds.  Poor Mike has gone from fit to flab!  Check out the before and after:

Before; young, svelte, and tight!

AFTER!

Yikes!

Looks like the only one he is laying out anymore is himself, on his sofa! Mike, just because you aren’t in the spotlight anymore doesn’t mean its time to get lazy.  We get it, you’re retired and you can still take it easy and relax, just take it easy on the junk food and relax the donut eating!

OK, I am sorry, you look great!! …please don’t hit me!