Boxer Mike Tyson (best known for biting Holyfield’s ear during a Vegas match) has recently retired, and was spotted around town looking like he may have packed on a few pounds.  Poor Mike has gone from fit to flab!  Check out the before and after:

Before; young, svelte, and tight!

AFTER!

Yikes!

Looks like the only one he is laying out anymore is himself, on his sofa! Mike, just because you aren’t in the spotlight anymore doesn’t mean its time to get lazy.  We get it, you’re retired and you can still take it easy and relax, just take it easy on the junk food and relax the donut eating!

OK, I am sorry, you look great!! …please don’t hit me!