Say hello to the new Cindy Walsh! 

Lori Loughlin, who most of you 1980’s children remember from Full House as the wife of steamy Jesse Katsopolis, is set to play the mother of teenage twins Annie and Dixon in the planned remake ofBeverly Hills 90210.  Personally, I cannot imagine someone as young as Lori Loughlin parenting high schoolers.  Lori’s character will mimic Cindy Walsh’s wholesome role as a former Olympic medalist uprooted from the Midwest with her family to start a new life in Beverly Hills. Deja-vu!

Thoughts on Lori’s resemblance to Brenda and Brandon’s mommy?

Hottie actor turned rockstar Jared Leto was spotted holding hands with scary deformed elf twin Ashley Olsen on January 12 at the “Art of Asylum” event in L.A. (Can you tell I’m totally hating on Ashley Olsen?) however, their official statement is “we’re just friends.” Yeah freaking right!? Leto is 37 and Olsen is 21. Jared is looking mighty fine for 37. Stickfigure Ashley has a habit of going after older men (Lance Armstrong was her last “boyfriend.”) Ok guys, I know she’s a gazillionaire from hocking her wares to unsuspecting tweens at Walmart, but she’s got one facial expression and looks like she’s 12. NOT to mention she was in her diapers on Full House and you were old enough to remember her as Michelle Tanner on that show. Next thing you know she’ll be dating Bob Saget aka Danny Tanner! Enough said. Olsen/Leto cut it out. Gross.