Oh my gosh, how sweet is the picture?  Paris has a heart!

While boyfriend Benji Madden was getting ready to perform with his band ‘Good Charlotte’ in Jakaranda, Africa on Thursday, Paris Hilton decided that she could get some good press if she did a meet-and-greet with some of her “fans” at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis School for orphans in Pretoria.

The orphanage is home to nearly 200 kids between the ages of 3 and 18. Paris mostly spent time with the younger kids (probably because the older ones actually knew who she was and knew about her disgraceful reputation?  Or maybe they just don’t get so easily wowed over?–Who knows for sure really.)

The children were grateful for her visit and in thanks gave her several ostrich feathered “shawls.”

For two hours she signed pictures for the children…the picture were of what you ask?  Well, of Paris wearing nothing other than a bikini of course!

Yes, just what the young children of our world want, a picture of Paris in a bikini. What the beejeevish?!  Come on!  We know she has no class. She doesn’t have to spread it around the world, to little kidlets nonetheless!

Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. I bet she thinks she’s done her good deed for life. This trip would have been much better if there was a camera crew to tape this trip. To see what the children really think of Paris– were they really happy to see her or were they just happy to get their pictures taken amidst all the fanfare?

Yes. It’s true folks. Paris Hilton is f-ing Benji Madden. I avoid the word “date” because that’s not really what Paris Hilton does and we all know it. Rumors are flying around town that the other Madden twin and Hilton are dating. Well I’m telling you, it’s true.

Last night Paris and Benji were spotted at Sutra Lounge in Orange County right before 2AM. Paris grabbed the mic and said hi to the crowd and Benji was right by her side. Hey Paris, I know you have like 20 dogs or something and use them accessories, but I hope you know despite his name…(I know how you get confused really easy) but Benji isn’t a pet. Act accordingly.

This whole “relationship” is being fueled by Paris’ refusal to be outdone by her on again, off again BFF Nicole Ritchie. As you know, Ritchie’s baby daddy is Joel Madden (Benji’s brother and “that other guy” in Good Charlotte). Nicole just had the baby and of course Paris can’t have anyone stealing the spotlight so why not stir up the pot and be seen around town with Joel’s twin. Yeeeeeesh. D-R-A-M-A. We’ll see how long this lasts. If there’s a cat fight, my money is on Nicole. She’s got crazy hormones flowing after just having her baby. Watch out Paris!!!

P.S. Both Madden brother and Good Charlotte are total douchebag posers (see picture above). Yeah…