MTV has unleashed a new trailer for the fourth season of their hit reality show The Hills. The trailer, which can be seen here, features tears, heart-to-hearts, and a revelation that someone makes it to the big house! But lets break the trailer down, shall we?

In this season, Lauren Conrad says goodbye to dating man-sluts like Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner behind for the hotter and suaver man-candy, Doug Reinhardt. Fun fact: he’s the brother of Casey Reinhardt of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County Season 2! Because Lauren is tabloid fodder, we already know she and Doug don’t make it. Let’s at least hope she made good use of him and didn’t leave the bedroom too often;)

Yeah, she knows she hit it. But hopefully he wasn’t one of the reasons she decided to join this campaign. We for sure know Jason is one of those reasons.

Also shopping in the romance department is Whitney Port. In New York, she finds several pieces of man to devour. And boy, does she deserve it.Throughout the series, Ms. Port has had the least man-action of the whole slutty cast. Girl works hard at her job and embarrasses herself on national television - she definitely deserves some time for love.

Heidi Montag became famous through her association with Lauren. Spencer caught on and became famous by leaching off of Montag’s sort-of-fame. Then he got his sister a cut of the deal and pulled her in to the show. Now one of Heidi’s sisters is trying to grab some air time of her own. The producers should have cut Speidi out by season three, if you ask me. They should at least stop people from piggy-backing off the Speidi fame.

Brody Jenner is not done with his time on The Hills. He still has to muster up more drama before he stars his Bromance reality show. Jenner is speaking up on his disapproval of the She-Pratt friendship. And one thing the show caught that we didn’t - Brody goes to jail for some fist fight action! That’s actually somewhat of a shocker despite all his douche-yness.

Brody is correct in warning Lauren of the friendship. It is revealed that Stephanie Pratt makes the moves on Doug Reindhart! Really, Doug? You’re going to fall for that crap? Do you know watch The Hills at all? MTV reality has pretty much been revolving around you for the past couple of years. And as for that other Pratt girl… well I just don’t understand why she strives to be her brother.

Lo and Audrina are at it again. With Audrina living in the guest house, she and Conrad have started drifting apart. Audrina has taken responsibility for her nude pics, but for some reason is putting the blame on Ms. “Lo” Bosworth.

And finally, the last shots of the trailer feature a conversation between Lauren and Audrina and their drifting apart. However, it seems Lauren forgot what scene she was doing that day and didn’t put on her waterproof mascara! What a mess! Your crying scenes were so excellently executed before! Don’t get careless LC, this show is pretty important! Kathy Griffin is already after you, we don’t need fans of the show upset too!

Now, if I know The Hills at all, it’s that they pretty much give everything away in the previews. I believe this trailer is pretty much a summary of the whole season and will be able to sum up all the drama of the show at season’s end. Lets hope the crew caught the drama behind the scenes at the Rolling Stone photoshoot, and they’re saving all that good stuff for the show.

The new season starts August 18th, only on MTV. I’m seriously hoping there will also be a new season of the mini series, Dove Fresh Takes starring Alicia Keys. Those little shows made The Hills even more enjoyable.

Yeah, I’m laughing, too… at such a stupid idea.

Although The Hill’s star does not seem very Christian, Heidi Montag has recently decided that her next album will be Christian-Rock. God, help us all!

Montag tells USA Today that she is a very religious person and plans on recording a Christian album at some point in her career.

Montag, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” explained,

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old… I always felt this crazy connection to God.

Montag also adds that she frequently reads the Bible and once had actually contemplated devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa. According to USA Today, she and her sidekick fiance Spencer Pratt plan to visit Africa this August to “feed the children and help build things.”

As for her constant feud with Hills co-star Lauren Conrad, Montag said,

God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?

Did she really just compare herself to Jesus Christ??

Why does this not surprise me? The attention whores want the world to see how much they love each other so they’re trying to get MTV involved.

The gruesome twosome want MTV to do a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials.

Montag reportedly told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they are ready to tie-the-knot in front of the cameras.

According to Pratt, the couple dreams of having a small wedding (probably because they don’t know enough people who would want to attend) on Sir Richard Branson’s private island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck, designer watches for all guests and a live performance by U2. (Um, good luck with that. U2 come on. High hopes dontcha think?)

America’s most love to hate couple, The Hills Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, have launched their own website called Speidiweb.com.

In addition to blog posts from the pair, the site also features official Speidi merchandise and tons of those stupid staged paparazzi pictures.

Um, who would actually buy Speidi merchandise? Eww Gag! When will those two realize that nobody likes them and if they disappeared forever nobody would miss them.

Here are some “candid” pictures of the couple at Disneyland with Pratt’s nieces. When are these horrid pictures going to stop?

Is it just me or has The Hills star, Audrina Patridge’s, breasts doubled in size?

Audrina, who is in Hawaii on the set of her new movie Into The Blue 2, was photographed on the beach sporting a much fuller bikini. If you compare her recent bikini pictures with the pictures from her Maxim photo shoot, you can tell that she had some work done.

So what do you think did Audrina go under the knife like her Hills co-star Heidi Montag did in 2007 or does the green bikini show a more flattering side of her figure?

The girls of The Hills are on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. The issue discusses the reasons why this is the show that we hate to love or love to hate.

F.Y.I Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag were not photographed separately. The girls were all photographed together. Heidi looks like a total skank.

Heidi told UsWeekly, “I really pray for her.” LC rolled her eyes when she heard what Heidi said about her. LC’s friend, Lo, added, “I wasn’t aware that Heidi was an especially religious gal. But if she wants to pray, she can pray all she wants.”

Here is an excerpt from Rolling Stone:

Heidi says that on her way to the shoot she thought it might be a scam. “I thought I was walking into Punk’d or getting killed or something,” she says.

“Heidi really wanted me there for backup,” Spencer says. “She was like, ‘This is a setup.’ ”

Hills Kremlinologists studied cast interactions, but over the course of a nine-hour day, Lauren and Heidi never spoke to each other. “You can feel it,” Whitney, The Hills‘ doe-eyed Switzerland (”I’m neutral”), told me at a quiet moment. “There’s a separation.”

Go ahead and watch this clip to get a behind the scenes look at the cover shoot. Oh, the drama!

Please say it ain’t so. I bet this is Spencer’s idea. Always looking for another way to ruin our lives. First, it’s The Hills, than its his advice column, than he wants his own video game, now he wants his own reality show. Can’t the guy just give us a break from his ugly face. I’m starting to feel stifled.  I really don’t understand what people see in them.

Anyways, rumor has it that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might be getting their own reality show on MTV. Apparently they have too big of egos and don’t want to share air time with their cast mates anymore. They want the lime light all to themselves.

Page Six reports:

“Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.
According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

You tell us…

Which Reality-TV-star-turned-musician has a better chance at making it as a vocalist?

Both Heidi Montag, of The Hills, and dancer, Julianne Hough, of Dancing With The Stars, think they have what it takes to be musicians….but we wanna know what you think.

vs.

We present the video war extravaganza……sweet, cute, & sexy Julianne Hough singing That Song in My Head vs. sex-vixen-ish Heidi Montag’s Higher…

Bring on the comments people!

Of course you’ve probably heard that Heidi Montag is following in her enemy’s, Lauren Conrad, foot steps and is launching her own fashion line called Heidiwood which will debut next month.

In the meantime, Heidi and Anchor Blue are looking for 9 girls that look like Heidi, to model her clothes down the runway at the launch party on April 11 in LA. Just what we need to see: more plastic Barbie wannabes.

If you think you are interested in being one of Heidi’s model, go to this website to submit your picture and profile: http://www.anchorblue.com/heidilookalikecontest/

So, last night we got to see Spencer Brat, I mean Selfish Pratt, no wait, Spencer Pratt (whew!) at his finest. He actually told Heidi, “Your delusional”!!! OMG–can you believe that fi’shizzle? Not that I’m all that much of a Heidi fan–and yes, at times, especially last season whenever Lauren Conrad confronted her about Spencer, she could be quite delusional–but this time? NO WAY was she delusional! Finally, FINALLY, FINALLY, she grew a spine! And finally, FINALLY, FINALLY I’ve gained the slightest shred of respect for her–go Heidi! If she keeps this kinda spunk going this season then maybe, just maybe, I’ll have to come around on my negative opinion of her.

How awesome was that dinner with Heidi and her parents? She was giving Spence the most awesome death glares a girl can give…and he’s so wrapped up in his own self-absorbed self that he continued to just reiterate how he’s out in Colorado for his own selfish reasons–what a complete dunce!

Okay–subject change–Lauren Conrad & Brody Jenner–uh, two days and he’s moved on!?! Wow…just wow…poor LC can’t pick the right boys ever. So, at least she got out and saw some of Paris via the back of Matthius’ Vespa while still in her ball gown (ahhh, just like a fairytale)…Even so, I really don’t think this whole Matthius thing is really gonna go anywhere–their goodbye was super weak…and come on, LC is a So-Cal girl, could she really stand to kiss a smoking fiend?–I totally love the French, but they’ve gotta cut off their love affair with the nicotine sticks for sure.

Hopefully in the next episode we’ll get to see Audrina, but for now, kudos to her for being the most awesome girlfriend in LC’s life right now–calling her up and giving her the dirt on Brody! She stuck to girl code and you’ve gotta love that!

If you missed the premiere episode, you can view it online at www.mtv.com