So, last night we got to see Spencer Brat, I mean Selfish Pratt, no wait, Spencer Pratt (whew!) at his finest. He actually told Heidi, “Your delusional”!!! OMG–can you believe that fi’shizzle? Not that I’m all that much of a Heidi fan–and yes, at times, especially last season whenever Lauren Conrad confronted her about Spencer, she could be quite delusional–but this time? NO WAY was she delusional! Finally, FINALLY, FINALLY, she grew a spine! And finally, FINALLY, FINALLY I’ve gained the slightest shred of respect for her–go Heidi! If she keeps this kinda spunk going this season then maybe, just maybe, I’ll have to come around on my negative opinion of her.

How awesome was that dinner with Heidi and her parents? She was giving Spence the most awesome death glares a girl can give…and he’s so wrapped up in his own self-absorbed self that he continued to just reiterate how he’s out in Colorado for his own selfish reasons–what a complete dunce!

Okay–subject change–Lauren Conrad & Brody Jenner–uh, two days and he’s moved on!?! Wow…just wow…poor LC can’t pick the right boys ever. So, at least she got out and saw some of Paris via the back of Matthius’ Vespa while still in her ball gown (ahhh, just like a fairytale)…Even so, I really don’t think this whole Matthius thing is really gonna go anywhere–their goodbye was super weak…and come on, LC is a So-Cal girl, could she really stand to kiss a smoking fiend?–I totally love the French, but they’ve gotta cut off their love affair with the nicotine sticks for sure.

Hopefully in the next episode we’ll get to see Audrina, but for now, kudos to her for being the most awesome girlfriend in LC’s life right now–calling her up and giving her the dirt on Brody! She stuck to girl code and you’ve gotta love that!

If you missed the premiere episode, you can view it online at www.mtv.com

Ok. This is a joke right? Come on, Heidi Montag a “feminist hero? ”

Well, one person in this world seems to think so and her name is Gina Bellafante from the New York Times.

Gina wrote, “Defying our expectations, Heidi has emerged as a kind of feminist hero this season, climbing her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.”

She went on to write, “Her groundswell of self-assertion begins when he insists on eloping, prompting Heidi to declare, “This isn’t, like, Spencer’s relationship and you decide what we do. The full-on joyous Oprah-fication of Heidi culminates with the show’s return and gives “The Hills” a new momentum. After taking a break from Spencer at her parents’ modest house in Crested Butte, Colo., Heidi returns to Los Angeles to kick him out and chastises him for taking her flat-screen TV with him. How proud Gloria Allred would be.”

I don’t understand it all. Heidi is a stupid, back-stabbing hoe and Spencer is a manipulative liar, who are both lime-light whores. I think they are perfect for each other. Does Gina not know that the two got back together again? Heidi is the type of girl who needs someone to love her every minute of the day and to constantly tell her so. If she was a true “feminist hero” she would learn to stand on her own two feet and leave Spencer alone. But she can’t cuz she knows she will lose her fame if she lets him go–Heidi and Spencer are only powerful if they are together.

Who wants to help me shot some rabbits? Just when I thought that the cheeziest couple in the world couldn’t make me any more nauseous, they strike again. The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have continued their stupid holiday tradition of posing for “candid” shots that make me want to throw rocks at their heads.

Can someone please explain to me why they take these pictures in the first place. I don’t get it, how and why are they still famous? And why won’t they just go away and crawl back in their holes.

For all those fans who actually like this on-off again couple here are some more of the Easter photos, (I don’t understand why they are posing with this little girl, who is she and where did she come from?)

I don’t think that fellow Hill’s stars, Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag will be making a truce any time soon. Not only are they bashing each other in public but now they are competing over their new fashion lines.

Lauren Conrad showcased her line, the Lauren Conrad Collection, at this years LA Fashion week, which is a very big deal. Although this was a huge stepping stone for Lauren, viewers of the show feel that at the ripe young age of 22, she still has a ways to go before she really makes a name for herself in the fashion world.

This is what Lauren Conrad’s fashion website says about her new designs:

Lauren Conrad is proud to announce her first collection, perfect for every occasion. Turning her dreams of becoming a fashion designer into a reality, Lauren Conrad Collection reflects Lauren’s upbringing in Southern California, embracing the laid-back lifestyle with dresses, tops and silhouettes that feature novelty detailing, playful accents and clean lines and shapes. All of Lauren’s looks can easily be transformed from day into night, without skipping a beat. This Fall, Lauren Conrad Collection will offer timeless pieces that are sophisticated and chic, to bring out the California girl in you!

Heidi Montag’s fashion line is chessily titled Heidiwood and is sold at Anchor Blue stores. Compared to Lauren’s line, Heidi’s is a lot cheaper. You can’t buy a $140 dress here.

Heidi spoke to Us magazine about her new line:

“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear. She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress.”

The fashion school drop-out went on to bash LC some more, “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Looking at the two clothing lines I can’t decide which is better. I would wear Lauren’s but it is a little pricey, and I like Heidi’s but you will never catch me wearing that bitchy fuggly girl’s clothes. I hope Lauren’s line out sells hers cuz I really would like to see Heidi cry again.

Spencer Pratt, the annoying boyfriend of the slutty backstabber, Heidi Montag from The Hills, thinks that he is a great advice-giver. We all saw what great advice he gave Heidi with those so called music videos of hers. Yeah right. Who in their right mind really cares what Spencer thinks!?!

Spencer thinks there are many people out there who need advice and that he’s the one they should talk to…. And now he’s got an avenue to give it to them through his advice column titled, “Yo, Spencer!”

He got this job through Radar magazine and will start blabbing his big mouth giving his advice in April. What were they thinking? How did he get this job anyway? They must be completely desperate over there at Radar.

I’m betting this column won’t last long.  Here’s a little example of his profoundness:

The reader writes: Yo Spencer! My brother wants to join the Army, but my mom and I are terrified about him getting killed. What can I tell him to keep him from enlisting?

Spencer replies: “I have mad love for people who serve this country — more than any other type of human being. I’ve considered joining up myself every day since I as 14. What’s stopped me? Bullets. I’m not brave enough to get shot yet. If your brother is brave enough to get shot, it’s his choice, and you should support him. The last thing he needs is to be on the battlefield thinking about how upset his family is. That kind of distraction could get him killed.”

Heidi Montag has recorded a new song called “Dramatic” which uses an unused Britney track. The song was debuted on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show on KIIS-FM this morning. “Dramatic, an uptempo club number featuring Brit’s signature breathy vocals,” Ryan said.

I am not a fan of this song. Nor was a a fan of Heidi’s last song. I think she needs to find another career cuz singing is just not her thing. Paris Hilton got the hint. Why can’t she?

Tell me what you think of the new song.

Britney Spears Heidi Montag Duet Here

Heidi and Spencer apparently feel that they have not annoyed us enough with their desperate need to be seen. Their cheesy-love behavior already makes me nauseous & now they have decided to develop a video game.

Pratt told USmagazine he’s collaborating with EA, noting, “it’s top secret. Let’s just say that everyone will be addicted. You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”

He said, “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

The game is expected to debut in 2009, Pratt said, “right around Christmas time, probably.”

Yay!  I’m so excited…. Can’t wait for the game to come out……Eww!… Gag!  Could you really think I’d love this? Ummmm, does anyone else think this is a really bad idea? I just want them to go away… far, far away so I can completely forget that they even exist. Come on a video game? Spencer has the worse ideas ever. First, Heidi’s, “Higher,” video & now this. Someone needs to tell him that his ideas suck and so does he. Please, I’m begging, stop trying to be famous.

Heidi Montag has been really upset about the negative response she has been getting over her cheap little music video “Higher.”

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” Heidi said.

“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”

“I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams,” Montag says.

Boyfriend Spencer Pratt, the director of the video, was there for support. “I just held her and told her it was going to be OK,” he said. “This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”

Where did they come up with the video’s concept?

“We were at the beach and, literally, Spencer had his camera and a boom box in the trunk,” Montag recalls of the amateur shoot in October. “We did it in one take, maybe two, and it took us 20 minutes to film and cost us zero dollars.”

“We had other ideas but we couldn’t afford them,” Montag says.

Yeah with a cheap video like that, taking 20 minutes to shoot, no wonder people are criticizing it. I saw it, well what I could stomach of it anyways. It was horrible. I mean another beach concept video again. How many times do we have to see Heidi in a bikini? I’m way over it.

Everyone knows that if you have a stupid song, at least pay money to make a decent video. Come on. I have no pity for the dumb girl who let her no talent boyfriend shoot the stupid video. I hope she learned her lesson.