
Just when I thought her face couldn’t get any worse–Amy Winehouse seems to have a very serious skin condition that has taken over her face. Amy’s rep claims that it’s impetigo, while most of us think that she’s sporting a methface.
A source said, “Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.”
Urine!?! Ewwwww….I don’t know what the urine ointment is. Hopefully she doesn’t have to use her own cuz her urine its gotta be way too diseased. Well, I wish her good luck in trying to find a cure for her nasty “impetigoed” face.

