Kathie Lee Gifford, America’s beloved (ahem) ex co-host of Regis and Kathie Lee, has been hired by NBC to be a new anchor of the Today show with Hoda Kotb. Good thing the Today Show is scripted; the woman may have the gift of gab, but who wants to listen to an over-the-hill stay-at-home mom with too much time on her hands go on and on about her spoiled kids? Wait, isn’t Cody like 30 now? She still talks about him like he’s taken his first steps. Cut the cord, Kathie. Yeah, we got it, you’re full of it… motherly love, that is.

Come on NBC… first you go and push Katie Couric to the side, and now this? Who’s next? Rosie O’Donnell?