On Tuesday, May 27th, America’s favorite “baby daddy” and “Father of the Year”, Kevin Federline, lost his 5-year-old daughter Kori at the ‘Happiest Place on Earth.’
Phew! No worries, Britney fanatics fans, it was one of Shar Jackson’s kids.
Sources told HollyWire that the child, wearing a bright yellow Belle Costume, was left roaming alone near the Finding Nemo ride. When an employee asked her where her parents were, she said she didn’t know.
She was then asked the standard who-what-when-where questions:
Disney employee: What’s your name?
5 year old daughter of K-fed: Kori
Employee: How old are you?
Kori: 5
Employee: What’s your parent’s name?
Kori: Kevin
Aw, adorable. No, sweetie, daddy prefers “K-Fed.”
Little did the employee know that “Kevin” meant Kevin Federline! About ten to fifteen minutes after the employee found the lost little Kori, a frantic nanny spotted her and came running over.
“She was freaked out and started yelling at the kid, asking her why she wandered off,” said the source.
While we cannot name our source (who has asked to remain anonymous), we did get confirmation from Kori’s mom, Shar Jackson, that Kevin did take all the children to Disneyland yesterday.
Thank goodness Daddy Kevin and the remaining 3 kids stayed put with other park employees. They didn’t want him getting lost, too.
I’m sure Kevin didn’t sweat it too bad, though. He just needs to be extra careful with the kids he made with Brit. Those are daddy’s little bundles of limitless money joy. (Too harsh, I know–but how could I resist?)
Listen, K-Fed, a little advice - just like rapping, you need to keep parenting to the professionals.
Anyway… Happy early Father’s Day, K! We’re glad they found your cute little Kori and all ended well!
Update: If you read the comments below, you’ll see that one of our readers was there and she saw 2 nannies with the kids, 2 Disneyland ushers, and a bodyguard! Crazy they could lose a kid with that much coverage… there were more adults than children!
See some K-Fed at Disneyland photos here and here
