Cynthia Rodriguez (A-Rod’s ex) has stated, “My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna… She called and he ran on her command back to New York City… Gross!”  You can read more at gossipboulevard.com.

Sounds like a not so happy family, huh?

"Speculation Suggests Madonna has been dating the Jolly Green Giant"

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Now that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s quick and clean divorce is finalized, what better way to celebrate than have drinks with another ex-husband?  Madonna and Sean Penn were seen at the Greenwich Hotel in Manhattan having a few drinks on Wednesday, November 19th. Sources say that, “There’s nothing romantic there. They’re just good friends.”  To read how Madonna is coping with the divorce check out bumpshack.com.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to a divorce settlement and it looks as though it went in Madonna’s favor.  Guy isn’t asking for any of Madonna’s money, which he is entitled to, and will share custody.  Visit celebglitz.com for the full story.

Britney was nominated to win an award at the European MTV VMA show, but according to Bild.com chose to skip it.  What?! Are you crazy Brit Brit?  Wait, don’t answer that!  The pop tart did have a good reason.  She had to sing on stage with Madonna ya’ll!

I guess I would snub an award show for the Queen, I mean come on, it’s Madonna!

Britney is looking better then ever!  This is one more step on her big comeback

Let us remember a simpler time

There we go!  Remember that?  Who knew the horrors that were to come about?  Not I, I though that this was as outrageous and risque that Britney would get.  Oh how I was wrong.  But it was sweet.  Sigh

And just for fun, here is a crotch shot

Nice

you can catch more pics and video by going to BittenandBound.com

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have officially announced that they will divorce. Divorce rumors have been circulating the Internet for months, but this time the unhappy couple confirmed it.  Madonna’s recent statement issued by her spokesperson saying that they were not getting a divorces was a complete lie and the real reason behind Guy postponing the filming of  “Sherlock Holmes” wasn’t a last attempt to save their marriage but to break the news to his family that they will be divorcing.

Guy will remove his belongings from the couple’s London home and move to their Wiltshire home, which he owns.

Madonna and their 3 children will return to the U.S. and already has a friend getting her New York apartment ready for their arrival.

Now that New York Yankee A-Rod is getting divorce and Madonna is getting divorced and moving to New York we will soon find out if there really was a romance going on there.

What do you think?

Madonna dedicates her classic ‘Like a Virgin’ to Pope Benedict XVI while performing her Sticky and Sweet Tour in Rome.  Sounds appropriate.  You know the old saying,  “When in Rome!”

Her reasoning?  Because he loves her.  Oh, Madonna!  Everyone loves you!

She told the crowd: “I dedicate this song to the Pope because I’m a child of God. All of you are also children of God.”

Check it out below:

She sounds pretty good a cappella. I thought it was harmless enough, but I guess the Roman media is all over this saying the dedication to the pontiff was “a surprising provocation.”  Also, the Catholic community says that the remark was disrespectful.

Do you think her dedication was inappropriate/disrespectful?

Madonna kicked off her Sticky and Sweet Tour last night in Cardiff Wales. 40,000 fans filled the Millennium Stadium to watch Madonna perform. Madonna, who just turned 50 last week, came on stage looking just as hot as she did the first time we saw her perform back in 1985. She wore her usual risque attire, a black leotard outfit designed by Givenchy and black knee high boots. 24 year old fan Ruth Henson said,

We enjoyed it to the max. Madonnna, considering she’s now 50, is so fit. She did a really good job.

The Sticky and Sweet Tour has 50 scheduled show dates and is expected to gross an estimated $250 million. The tour will feature music by Justin Timberlake, Kayne West , Pharrell Williams, and Britney Spears, some of which also appear in video clips. Check out the clips from Madonna’s concert.

It’s clear to see why Madonna is the best-selling female rock artist of the twentieth century.

Nothing like fixing a marriage by adopting a child.

Madonna plans on adopting three-year-old Mercy James, whom she first met when she visited Malawi. She originally scraped her year-long battle for the little girl when her marriage hit the rocks, but now that it appears like everything is back on track she is reconsidering.

Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe said: “ Madonna’s’s representatives have been visiting the girl. The adoption is now advanced — all the government is waiting for is Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities.

“Then Mercy will be able to leave the country for a new life.”

Pals of Madonna say that she is very excited to adopt another child for their Malawian adopted son David Banda.

A close family friend revealed: “The adoption process in Malawi is so long and stressful that all the legal wrangling put a huge strain on their marriage.

“They dropped proceedings to pour all their energies into each other. But Madonna now feels they are stable enough to press ahead with the adoption again.”

The friend said Madge “fell in love” with Mercy when they met at her orphanage last year.

Unfortunately, adopting Mercy may not be as simple for Madonna as she would hope.

Mercy’s grandmother Lucy Chekechiwa, who has been asked repeatedly if an “unidentified foreign family” can adopt her, and she is firmly against it.

Speaking from her village in Zomba District, Lucy said: “We know that it is Mercy who Madonna really wants. We heard it is because my granddaughter is such a beautiful, happy child.

The child has been living in an orphanage since her birth mother died during child-birth. When the child is old enough, her family would like her back.

Lucy said, “When Mercy is no longer a baby we want her back. I do not want the money they said they’d give me.”

“Twice I have told the adoption people that I do not want Mercy to go outside the country.

“But they keep on at us. Now they say that Mercy will be leaving us, but can return at age 18. Yet I might not be alive then.”

Tough situation. Should the child be sent across the country with strangers who have the money to take proper care of her or stay in her country’s orphanage with frequent visits from her family members who seem truly determined to get enough money bring her home?

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