Maxim magazine is claiming, in their new issue, that Marisa Miller is the “Hottest Woman In The World.”

They say the blonde bombshell “embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel. Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on U.S. soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male.”

Other hotties on their list include:

Newly-engaged Scarlett Johannson (2); Jessica Biel (3); Eva Longoria- Parker (4) who the magazine dubs is “hotter than a truckload of jalapenos,” and Sarah Michelle Geller (5).

Also in the top 10:

Elisha Cuthbert (6), Eva Mendes (7), Christina Aguilera (8), Lindsay Lohan (9), and Ashley Tisdale (10).

Check out the rest of the top 100 here

Elisa Cuthbert graces the cover of Maxim magazine’s upcoming May 2008 issue. The Ultimate Movie Issue places Elisha as the front runner in the contention for the next up and coming Hollywood queen.

She also makes some pretty spectacular comments in her interview…

“I’ve had guys try to pick me up in my car. I should invest in tinted windows.”
(Hilarious.)

“I guess I should apologize that I don’t have a sex tape.”
(Don’t apologize to me, it’s the men who are distraught over this.)

“If I worried about what people speculate about me, I’d go insane.”
(She’s amazing!)

To read the rest of her interview, and of course to see the photoshoot in it’s entirety, go to Maxim.com or buy the issue when it hits newsstands tomorrow, April 22!

Have you heard about this!?!  

Maxim magazine bashes Sex and the City star, Sarah Jessica Parker, calling her the “unsexiest woman alive.”  Ouch that’s so harsh, right?! Now, she’s not the sexist or most attractive of all the Hollywood hotties out there; but, come’on, she’s defintely not the unsexiest.  I have to wonder where they would categorize that wreck of a human, Amy Winehouse?  I could only imagine the words to describe her, if Sarah J is The Unsexiest, then Winehouse has gotta be The Most Atrocious Human on the Planet!

This statement hurt Sarah Jessica deeply, and rightfully so, being that it came out of nowhere. She said that the statement was “so filled with rage and anger. So brutal in a way.” She went on to compare her ‘for real self’ with those women beautified by silicone breasts and collagen lips…as if by keeping her own body parts, she was somehow not beautiful in the eyes of others.

I’m sure this is not the last we’ll here of this argument. I mean if Sarah Jessica Parker is the unsexiest woman alive, what does that make a regular woman like me?  Ugh! How depressing for us mere-mortal-non-supermodelesque-women-of-the-world!

Model/Actress Jaime King is on Maxim’s April 2008 issue.

Here is a couple questions from the interview:

Did you miss out on being a teenager, considering you started modeling at 14?
I never fit in like a typical kid. My sister was captain of the drill squad, but the cheerleader jock thing was never for me. Instead, I took photos and developed my own film. I loved modeling because I loved the photography aspect.

Did you encounter lots of slimy dudes?
I run into slimy dudes pretty much anywhere, not just in the modeling world.

FOR MORE OF HER INTERVIEW AND HOT PHOTOS, CHECK OUT THE APRIL ISSUE OF MAXIM ON NEWSSTANDS MARCH 18!

The New England Patriots may have lost the Super Bowl, but according to Maxim magazine, their cheerleaders are sure winners.

While in Arizon, three of the hottest patriot cheerleaders Quinn Kingston, Lindsey Barrows, and Alysha Castonguay, took some time off to strip down to their knickers in this sexy photo spread.