
Mark Hoppus: At kimmel, in the dressing room. A polka band is going nuts in the next dressing room over. Pics or it didn’t happen. Stand by…
Lily Allen: Whoa, amazing gig last night. Just woke up, fully clothed don’t remember much. Going gym now
Rainn Wilson: in 2 mos on twitter i’ve offended: hippies, rape victims, Christians, veterans and fans of ‘Kings of Leon’. Must be doing something right.
Paula Abdul: Congratulations on your “Rolling Stones” cover Adam! Let freedom ring!
Samantha Ronson: Is knowing how to drive not a pre-requisite for getting your driver’s license in california?
Soulja Boy Tellem: What If Soulja Boy(me), Trey Songz, Drake, & Bow Wow became a group?
Mark Hoppus: New band name: panic at the laundromat.
Mindy Kaling: Ironic that there’s nothing on the Brent’s deli menu that Brent Forrester would ever deign to eat. O. Henry story, here I come!
Michael Ian Black: If God don’t make no junk, how do you explain junk?