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As you may or may not already have heard Heidi Montag (best known for being ex-bff to Lauren Conrad on “The Hills”) has just released her own fashion line at Anchor Blue called “Heidiwood.” “Welcome to LaLa Land” is Heidiwood’s slogan. Yes, it truly is LaLa land where even F list “celebrities” can put out their own clothing line.

You’re probably curious to see what gems Heidi Montag has “designed.” Here’s a little quick and dirty overview.

Ok, someone blind and uninspired threw this “collection” together. Heidiwood’s line looks like an incomprehensible mess of separates. Her colors are either all over the place, or there’s no color–just black and white. Sure, the purple is fabulous, but how does that relate to the dark teal or the bright turq top? Does she not watch Project Runway?!?!? Nina Garcia would have some harsh words for Heidi if she sent this mish mosh down the runway and called it her “collection.” It really looks like she raided a Macy’s (uh… a plain denim short? a white denim mini skirt?) and slapped a Heidiwood label on it. The “empress” has no clothes (or at least none that I’d like to wear). Not to mention, most of the price points are totally outrageous!!

The screen tee above is priced at $26.95…. Heidi WHO??? I’m sorry, but if I see someone wearing that tee, I’d be tempted to slap them in the face for 1) being a poser and 2) giving Heidi Montag money. Most items start at $26.95 for a tank or a tee and go up to $44.95 for a denim pant. I can see these on a clearance rack already…

Oh, and to make Heidiwood even more hateable, every piece in her line is only carried in size XS-L. Apprently Heidi doesn’t believe in size XL is an appropriate size for her clothes. Apparently it’s not “L.A.” or something… who knows?

Ok, to be truthfully honest, I saw ONE item that is semi- redeeming….

This zebra cocktail ring is slightly fabulous. But THAT’S IT! Everything is “been there, done that, seen it, move on” just like the LA crowd. Enjoy your 15 minutes Heidi… the clock is ticking by quickly and this is most definitely not going to slow it down.

Ever wanted to know what it would be like to be a friend of Paris Hilton’s? Now’s your chance…

Paris is seeking out a new best friend in her upcoming MTV reality show, tentatively named, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.  The competition is open to both men and women and contestants will be selected over the next 8 weeks through online voting–you have to upload a video and blogs to qualify.

You can apply at www.parisbff.com

If you’re selected as a contestant, you can expect to live in a home with Paris in Los Angeles and go through competitions of loyalty, endurance, and girl politics.

In regards to being her best friend, Paris says, “there’s nothing that’s really hard.” She also said, “I’m going to be in my element in Los Angeles and really showing these women my life, which is completely different than The Simple Life.”

Apparently, Paris is taking this very seriously and really wants someone she can trust, because she feels theres a lot of backstabbing in this town.

I think Britney Spears should be the one doing this show–if anyone needs a best friend she can trust it’s her!

Bootylicious Kim Kardashian appeared on on MTV’s TRL on Monday afternoon to talk about the second season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. The show that for some reason is #1 show on E!. Who saw her on American Idol last night? So, after doing some surfing online on KimK I found this interview that TV Guide published recently where she discussed the #1 question that people ask her while on the red carpet. Does she have butt implants. Which, seriously is their top question. I know because I’ve walked the red carpet with her several times and it’s pretty ridiculous.

TV Guide asked: “Are you surprised by how much attention your butt gets?”

Kim responded: “Seriously, it’s insane! Have people not seen Armenian women before? And then the rumors that it’s fake? Who gets butt implants?! Just [recently] in a magazine, they said that I had my nose, lips, cheeks and boobs done. Watch me take my bra off and you’ll know I haven’t had my boobs done!”

13 year old girls love them some Ryan Sheckler. Sheckler is a pro-skater and the star of MTV’s hit reality series “Life Of Ryan.” The 18 year old skate-boarding virtuoso’s autograph signing into sheer pandemonium.

Skater turned rock-star Sheckler was at Tilly’s (a surf skate retailer) signing autographs to promote his new line of t-shirts. Over 3000 screaming pre-teens showed up hoping to become “future girlfriend of Ryan Sheckler” on Valentine’s day. Seven girls even camped out in front of the store overnight to be the first in line. An orderly promotional event turned into chaos as larger than expected crowds were told Sheckler would be leaving after the four hour signing event. (Hormonal teenage girls should not be underestimated. They may be small but have fists of fury… don’t get between them and their favorite MTV heartthrob.) Long Beach PD was called… uh oh… and all hell broke loose. Reference NSYNC via 1998… scary huh? Ryan’s Mother pulled him from the scene– actually fearing for her son’s safety. Lynn Spears… are you taking notes?!?!?! Keep offspring from danger! Actually, Britney, write that down too.

Sadly, the entire promotional event left the teenage girls unsatisfied and Sheckler fleeing for his life. Sounds like a typical high school relationship… ah… young love.