While leaving a restaurant in Prague, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were mobbed by fans and paparazzi. Although (unfortunately) it was not caught on video, Paris supposedly fell and hit her chin as she was trying to get away from the paparazzi. Being super-self conscious, she walks around with her sweatshirt covering her chin (like that doesn’t draw attention to her face or look absolutely ridiculous.) The bruise isn’t even bad, you can hardly see it. I would hate to see what would happen if she had Amy Winehouse’s impetigoed face.

During the Miss Turkey 2008 beauty pageant in Instanbul, Turkey, famous belly dancer Asena takes Paris from behind the judges table to belly dance with her on stage. You can tell that Paris has no idea how to belly dance so she just starts moving her hips a little and spinning in circles. It is quite funny because Asena looks a little annoyed that Paris isn’t doing it correctly.

Here is Paris Hilton trying to belly dance:

Oh my gosh, how sweet is the picture?  Paris has a heart!

While boyfriend Benji Madden was getting ready to perform with his band ‘Good Charlotte’ in Jakaranda, Africa on Thursday, Paris Hilton decided that she could get some good press if she did a meet-and-greet with some of her “fans” at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis School for orphans in Pretoria.

The orphanage is home to nearly 200 kids between the ages of 3 and 18. Paris mostly spent time with the younger kids (probably because the older ones actually knew who she was and knew about her disgraceful reputation?  Or maybe they just don’t get so easily wowed over?–Who knows for sure really.)

The children were grateful for her visit and in thanks gave her several ostrich feathered “shawls.”

For two hours she signed pictures for the children…the picture were of what you ask?  Well, of Paris wearing nothing other than a bikini of course!

Yes, just what the young children of our world want, a picture of Paris in a bikini. What the beejeevish?!  Come on!  We know she has no class. She doesn’t have to spread it around the world, to little kidlets nonetheless!

Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. I bet she thinks she’s done her good deed for life. This trip would have been much better if there was a camera crew to tape this trip. To see what the children really think of Paris– were they really happy to see her or were they just happy to get their pictures taken amidst all the fanfare?

Paris Hilton is going to star in another reality show. The fifth season of The Simple Life last aired in August last year. Now she is ready to be on TV yet again.

The concept of her show is about her search to find a best friend. Although she claims the Nicole Richie is her bestest friend, she wants to find someone who is down to earth and can just be herself with.

”I’m really excited about this concept – I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Paris, 27, told In Touch magazine. “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience.”

“It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,” she says. “It’s really exciting!”

Nicole Richie is on the new issue of People magazine with her new baby girl, Harlow Winter. I think that Harlow is so beautiful. Good work Nicole and Joel!

Here are some hightlights of the interview that People had with new mother, Nicole Richie, which hits newsstands on Friday:

On how the last six weeks have changed her, “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

As for breastfeeding, “There’s just so much I can’t eat because she’s sensitive,” says the new mom, 26. “I eat really bland [food] ? chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milk, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you’re pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you’re breastfeeding.”

And while Richie says, “I don’t know” how long she was in labor, “because I don’t know what time I actually went into labor, but I pushed for 10 minutes,” Joel Madden, 28, said of his daughter: “She came out and she was crying. The doctor goes, ‘Well, it looks like you got a little girl!’ ”

Since serving jail time, Paris Hilton has really changed her party-girl ways becoming a modern role model noting her recent humanitarian efforts… Oh wait, no. She’s still partying, wearing barely there outfits, and pretending she has talent.

Check her out in this demure outfit from her  “Burlesque Birthday Party” at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas (Feb 17th). Notice the microphone in her hand. Yep, she’s singing and quite badly I might add.

And this wonderful get-up where she’s dancing around in a giant martini glass. Very classy. She’s no Ditta Von Teese. Let’s leave these sort of things to the professionals ok Paris?  The biggest problem with Paris is that Paris Loves Paris. Paris thinks she’s good at just about everything and in reality, she’s mediocre at best when it comes to singing, acting, dancing… However, she is a pro at drinking and being practically naked…so I guess she just sticks to what she knows.

As you can see, overglorified stripper. In any other life… that’s what she’d be doing. She’s dry humping the stage for christ-sakes!!!

By the way, this isn’t her only birthday party. Her other birthday party was held in LA last week at Area Nightclub. That’s her with Britney Gastineau (another rich girl starlet wannabe). They are wasted! Hey at least she stopped drinking and driving. You might want to have a talk with your lil’ bro Barron about that one Paris.

Paris Hilton was a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday where she told the Ellen that she had 17 dogs.

Apparently this is a violation of a Los Angeles animal ordinance that says that there can only be 3 dogs per household.

So, bright and early Tuesday morning, the LA Animal Services showed up to Paris’ doorstep to investigate.

Right now, Paris is having some renovations done on her house so the dogs are staying some where else at the moment. But when the renovations are done, Paris will have to find her dogs another home.

Why does she have so many dogs you ask?

Although Paris in not a registered breeder of dogs, it seems that her dogs have been procreating on their own, and Paris apparently doesn’t have the heart to give the offspring away.

Ellen asked her point blank why she has so many dogs and Paris responded, “because they keep having babies…” Then Ellen said, “Paris you need to spay and neuter your dogs!” And Paris said, “I know; they are now. All of them we’re just spayed.” And Ellen called her out, saying, “Paris, you’re lying again!” (apparently Ellen caught her in an earlier lie about watching the Super Bowl). Anyhow, Paris then admitted that they were not all spayed and neutered– seriously? It’s not like she doesn’t have the money to have it done….she’s so clueless it’s disgusting.

Barron Hilton was pulled over in Malibu at 8:30 this morning.  Apparently he pulled into a 76 Station when the police lights whirled on behind him and as he pulled into the station he bumped into one of the gas station employees with his car–oops!

Upon being tested he blew a whopping .14 blood alcohol level!  Wow!  Impressive for 8:30 in the morning–that must’ve been one hell of a night out for him.  Barron is only 18 years old to boot; so he’s literally screwed.  It’s being reported that he snuck out of his parents house last night and his parents didn’t know where he was or who he was with all night long.

Oh, and he was also charged for having a fake California ID…at minimum, since he is under the legal drinking age and he blew more than twice the legal limit for driving even if you are 21 years old, it’s expected that he’ll have his license suspended for at least 1 year.  He could also face jail time, but most first offenders get off with probation.

Awwwww, the picture perfect American family…