Paris Hilton as Amber Sweet in "Repo!"

Paris Hilton’s new movie is not the kind of movie you expect to see her in–in fact, it’s not a movie you would really expect at all.  Repo! The Genetic Opera looks like the kind of campy, cult movie you expect from unknown C-list actors, not A-list debutantes.  But after watching a few clips from the film, the bizarre dark music begins to take on a catchy kind of charm, evoking memories of cult classics like The Rocky Horror Picture Show or Labyrinth.  

Check out the first trailer below:

While that one may be a bit of an overload, the next trailer does a better job explaining the premise of the movie: mass organ failure sparks the launch of an organ replacement company, GeneCo. that has the right to repossess your organs if you fail to make your payments.  Paris plays the Amber Sweet, the daughter and hopeful heir of the GeneCo. president.  See the second trailer below:

 
The last clip is a full clip from the song “Zydrate Anatomy”, where you get to see Paris strut her stuff and belt out.  And surprisingly enough, her voice and acting is pretty good in the film–see below:

Despite the odd premise in a musical setting, I am actually pretty interested in seeing the movie. Will it be tasteless and bizarre, or dark and entertaining?

 Look for the movie in theatres this November to see!

Looks like Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain. Paris released a faux presidential campaign video on the humor site Funny Or Die today. In it, Paris mocks John McCain who used her image in one of his commercials last week without permission.

While sitting under the sun in a skimpy, leopard-print bikini, Paris says, “I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

Kind of a scary thought, huh? Paris for President? Yikes…

Paris Hilton is hoping to team up with the other tabloid queens, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, for a new reality TV show about what life is like for them in the spotlight. The heiress also wants to produce the two-hour special.

Apparently, this idea was brought on by the success of E!’s top reality shows, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and Living Lohan, which are both produced by Ryan Seacrest.

The show’s concept is basically like The View, but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk!

Chicago Times reports:

“Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as [Denise] Richards, Hilton and her former ‘The Simple Life’ co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing ‘their side’ of what it’s like to be them.
That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.”

Um, real smart thinking, Paris. Wouldn’t a reality show about being famous bring even more attention?

Although, apparently, Paris is in need of some more attention because the other tabloid targets have been getting it all.

But, Britney and Lindsay are finally getting their lives back in order, and they’ve had enough uninvited cameras shoved in their faces these days. What makes Paris think they will actually want to welcome the cameras and expose themselves for even more public ridicule and scrutiny?

Anyways, does she really have time for this? I mean, shouldn’t she be off trying to make that baby she really wants with Benji?

Paris Hilton’s Photobucket account reveals the secret to her beauty is all in the hair… extensions.

The album contains a photo shoot for her hair extension line as well as a complimentary video. Both, however, look cheaply done. The video includes clips of Paris taken from shows such as ET and The Daily Ten - all transitioned through tacky special effects (pictured below). Also, in the album are pictures of Hilton at various events and premieres.

Clicking “Paris Hilton’s Beauty Secret Revealed” will lead you to the extension’s website, as equally tacky as the Photobucket album. The first feature of the site is “10 Shades of Hot,” which shows the extensions “applied” to Paris’ hair. I’m sure the actual product has better quality than the cheap rendered photos present.

The site also features a coupon for people who are miraculously still interested in buying the product, as well as another version of “10 Shades of Hot,” titled “Be Paris,” with even more of a hot-Photoshop-mess.

Oh, Paris… I think you’re great, but if you’re trying to sell hair, this is not the right way to do it. Then again, you’re the one with the empire, so maybe you are doing it the right way.

Paris Hilton in a Bikini Whoring…. The Good Ole’ Days [DRH]

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures Don’t Look So Bad [Dickism]Fake Celebrity Porn: Heidi Klum is Hot & MILF-Y [NinjaDude]

Don Imus is an Idiot [AnythingHolllywood]

Michelle Hunziker Hot Bikini Pictures [TheGrumpiest]

Michelle Trachtenberg-New Erotic Video [Glamzilla]
Pam Anderson Does Radar Magazine of the Day [DrukenStepfather]

Celebs Hit the Batting Cages for Charity [GravyandBiscuits]

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures still look Good [NewsToob]

Audrina’s fake boobs are Awesome [DerekHail]

Welcome Maddie Briann to the world of Gossip [PopBytes]

Keira Knightley+ Mom= One Hot Sex Scene [CelebNewsWire]

Katherine Heigl Voted Most Desirable Women in the World [Bricks and Stones]

In today’s overly litigious society, anyone is susceptible to ridculous lawsuit. Take for instance fifty-two year old Macrida Patterson. Her eye was the unfortunate victim to a “defective” v-string thong. While shopping Victoria’s Secret “ “Sexy Little Things” line Patterson picks up a seemingly innocent pair of underwear when the dastardly “decorative metallic detail” pops off and hits her in the eye.

The metallic piece apparently damaged her cornea and she had to “miss work for several days.” Her lawyer claims that there is a “design flaw” with the garment and is suing Victoria’s Secret for an undisclosed sum. He’s definately not exaggerating when he states that the accident will be “affecting her for the rest of her life.”

Uh… yeah. It’s true. She really filed papers in a court of law to petition an actual judge (who by the way has spent years and years studying statutes, pouring over volumes of judicial journals) to hear her case against the sexy lingerie chain. Tsk tsk madame. Tsk tsk. In the words of the wise sage Will Ferrell “That JUST happened!!!” Now move on lady!

We can at least commend Macrida Patterson for one thing, she was looking at appropriate underwear. No granny panties for this fifty-two year old woman. Maybe Paris Hilton can learn something from her elders.

Haute couture Paris was outed on her dirty lil’ $3 granny panty “hi-cut” habit when photographers got a shot of the contents of her car. If she doesn’t have sex appeal… what’s she got left? Hey, at least Paris isn’t the one with instigating frivilous lawsuits. She’s a little too classy for that.

I’m just throwing this out there because this pictured irked my interest…

Could Paris Hilton really be preggers?!

I don’t know if this picture was just taken at a bad angle or if her dress just fits her weird but doesn’t it kinda look like it?

All the rumors swirling around her supposed bump really don’t help either… I’m starting to think it’s possible!

Her and Benji have been moving things along quite quickly. The party princess has definitely toned down her ways and even seems domesticated.

Hmmm… could a bun in the oven be the reason why?

There are already reports saying this isn’t true, and it’s not like I have exclusive confirmation or anything, I just wanted to prepare you in case the couple wants to pull a “Pete & Ashley.”

We all know how comfy granny panties are. But we bury them deep in our drawers under cute Victoria’s Secret thongs, we don’t flash them in the backseats of our cars, where everyone can see them. Paris Hilton, don’t you know any better?

Pictures surfaced today of what lies in the backseat of Paris and Benji’s ride. Nothing glamorous, I’m afraid. I have better secrets in my sock drawer than they have in their Cadillac. A toothbrush, Hanes women’s briefs, an acne control kit and a self-help booklet entitled “50 Truths Worth Knowing” were among the debris. Apparently Britney Spears purchased this book about a year ago herself. Anyone pick it up?

I know we all don’t REALLY care what is in her car, but on those mornings after a night out, it’s nice to know that Paris needs to use acne cream too.

To see pics of the car contents click here