Don’t believe everything you see and read (except from Hollywire of course!) Britney Spears is not pregnant (for once). We’ve all seen the pictures of Britney shopping for a pregnancy test at Rite Aid plastered all over the internet. Well x17online has exclusive pictures Spears leaving Kitson on her $10,000 shopping spree. Too bad money can’t buy class or style because she still looks like a total wreck.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more

As you can see from the close up pictures from the x17 link, Britney’s gotten her visit from Aunt Flo. GROSS right? She’s so out of it that she didn’t buy tampons while shopping for pregnancy tests at RiteAid. And it doens’t look like she’s going to take care of that problem. I hope she doesn’t make her assistant get involved… Britney seems to need a 24/7 caretaker at 26! If she can’t change her own tampons, what hope do her kids have of getting their diapers changed. Mommy’s gone kookoo. Well, at least we know there is a God. No more kid for Brit Brit. We’re safe for at least another month. Who knows what havoc she can stir up in the mean time….

Here is probably the first good news about Brit that I’ve heard in quite awhile. News was going around that yesterday Brit was spotted with Adnan at Rite-Aid buying a pregnancy test.

TMZ caught up with her last night at Ralphs and stated that the pregnancy test wasn’t for her but a “friend.” I hope this rings true cuz I don’t know what would happen to her or the kid if this was true. So thank the Lord.

But now here is some more bazaar Brit news.  At 1:30 this morning Brit went to her friends store Kitson and had the owner open it up just for her. She went in wearing a short red dress and came out wearing a white dress shirt, a black tie, and some ripped stockings.

Click here to watch the videos of Britney’s crazy night, http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/17/brit-i-dont-need-no-ept-yall/