Tila Tequila is lying about her pregnancy, now we have to figure out which story is a lie.

Back in December Tila tweeted,

I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother and his wife!!  That is my xmas present to them.  I’m pregnant!!!

Today, January 27th, Tila is claiming her pregnancy is for a different reason.  In an exclusive interview with Radaronline.com, Tila says,

I know the whole world is confused as to why I am pregnant while I was still engaged to Casey.  They wonder if I cheated on her.  Well, while Casey and I were engaged, the world doesn’t know that Casey and I talked a lot about our future.

She and I were both ready to get married and start a family together.  That is why she was fighting so hard to get her daughter Ava back and wanted me to adopt Ava so that I would officially be Ava’s mother too!  Aside from that we talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own.  We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby.

Why do you think Tila is pregnant?

To see Tila’s proof of pregnancy click here.

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is expecting his second child, this time with girlfriend of 11 months, Naomi Nelson.

An insider close to Johnny told Life & Style, “He’s telling people that his girlfriend, Naomi, is three months pregnant.”

“He talks all the time about marrying her,” says the insider.  “Unlike his rocky first marriage [to Melanie Clapp], he wants to set up a really stable, normal household.  His wild days, at least when it comes to relationships, are behind him.”

“He’s found a degree of peace with Naomi,” says the insider.  “He treats her like an angel and keeps reminding her that all his strange stunts are just part of his job.”

And we thought that Octomom was bad.  What do we name a woman pregnant with 12 babies?!!

The Sun is claiming that a woman is pregnant with TWELVE babies.  The anonymous mother-to-be is said to be defying medical advice by wanting to give birth to all the fetuses.

If this woman succeeds, she will break the world record for multiple births.  The current record holder is an Australian woman who gave birth to nine babies.

The woman’s husband is backing her up saying, “In the beginning we thought that my wife would give birth to twins.  But  more fetuses were discovered.  Our joy increased with the growing number.”  (And so did their bills.)

He said that his wife his planning on having natural child birth- but doctors are claiming that it’s impossible.  British fertility experts are warning that caring this many fetuses carries “colossal” risk.

The mom-to-be insists that she is “doing fine,” and “looking forward to hugging her six boys and six girls.”

It was not clear whether these fetuses were artificially inseminated or not.   The couple sought help after previously suffering the anguish of several miscarriages. It is not clear whether the woman received IVF treatment or an alternative procedure called Ovulation Induction Treatment.  IVF means several eggs were fertilized outside the womb and then implanted.  OIT uses hormones to stimulate the ovaries so they can produce eggs that can be fertilized the natural way.

This story to me is nothing but a huge nightmare.  How will they make enough money to support these kids?  I hope they have the support of family and friends  because they are going to need desperate help in raising these kids.  And the poor woman.  I hope she survives all this.

Colin Farrell was spotted leaving an airport with girlfriend and Ondine co-star Alicja Bachleda-Curus, who was looking VERY pregnant.

Check out the pics below for yourself!

A top Sudanese model, who currently lives in Paris, claims that she is five months pregnant and that Brad Pitt is the father.  

Although sources close to Brad call this rumor “total nonsense,” the model plans to confront Brad about her accusations.  The model told IUC,

I don’t care if Angie is in the room with us.  Brad need to face up to the facts.  Even if I have to go up to him on the red carpet to talk I’ll do whatever it takes to get to the bottom of this.

NOT buying it!  Angelina has given Brad the family that he has always wanted and I doubt he’d mess that up, besides Angie would totally kick his a**.  What do you think?

The tabloids attacked Ashlee Simpson, saying that she was so unhappy with her pregnancy weight gain that she went to Planet Blue and bought six pairs of size 0 jeans.  Well, Ashlee says that is not true and responded with a Myspace blog saying,

Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried and went to Planet Blue(because I was blue) and bought 6 pair of size 0 jeans.  Now it is ridiculous to read such nonsense about oneself so I thought I would address this one….

1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain

2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years

3. Love my maternity jeans…they have stretchy tops it is awesome!

4. My closet full of size 0’s are being worn by Pete right now and he looks hot in them :)

So now that I have cleared that up let me tell you…carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life.  My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about.  I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby.  People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!

Peace and Love,

Ashlee

I have to agree with Ashlee, people who talk and judge a pregnant women’s weight do need to get a life.  Not everyone can be like Nicole Kidman, who never even looked pregnant at all.  What do you think…has she gained enough weight to be unhappy?

From a young age, most of us learn what we can and can’t realistically get away with. Ashlee Simpson, however, is not one of these people.

Remember the nose job denial?

Observe, Exhibit A:

Hmm… it appears Miss Simpson got some other work done. We’ll mark that as that Exhibit A, B and C.

Now, for the pregnancy denial–that lie didn’t have a chance, either.

Exhibit D, her pre and latest post baby bump photos:

It’s worse when you lie about such obviously things. We’ll be happier if you don’t insult our intelligence, or keen sense of sight.

On another note, you still look good, Ash!

Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirm in a statement just released that they are indeed expecting a child

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

AWE! Best worst kept secret in Hollywood has been confirmed. Congrats to the happy couple, they have officially joined the baby boom exploding all over everyone’s face.

Can’t wait to see the baby bump!! For a fun video, go Here

Ashlee Simpson left much to the imagination when trying to dodge pregnancy rumors on her appearance on Today on Friday, April 18th. Matt Lauer asked Ashlee how she wanted to handle all the rumors, to which she simply responded, “only time will tell.”

Hmmm…

She then took that carefully worded comment as a lead into promoting her album, stating, “I am giving birth to my record…” Her new album, Bittersweet World, is due to release on April 22nd.

Sources close to the couple hint that this whole pregnancy rumor was created by none other then Papa Simpson. He knows just how to work the media. Go on, promote your little cash cow daughter!

It just seems very convenient that all this is coming about on the eve of her record release. Smells fishy, but then again, maybe it’s the reason for a wedding. In the great and wise words of Ashlee: “Only time will tell.”

Click here to watch Ashlee’s Today segment.