News of the World is reporting that the ashes of legendary Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain have been stolen.

The Hollywood home of Cobain’s widow, Courtney Love, was broken into a couple of weeks ago and Kurt’s ashes along with thousands of dollars worth of cloths and jewelry were reported missing. Courtney was is reportedly suicidal due to her loss and has issued a statement saying,

I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I am suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.

Creepy Courtney Love kept the ashes in a teddy bear shaped bag along with a lock of Cobain’s hair. She said,

I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.

I understand that losing you loved one’s ashes is upsetting, but to think about killing yourself because of it. That’s just wrong. Especially when you have a child. Courtney needs to stop being so selfish and start thinking about her daughter.

While vacationing in Costa Rica Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were robbed. Simpson said, ” We’d go to sleep and wake up, and the maid wasn’t even here , but sunglasses, my sony, my favorite wireseal hat, all this stuff, my favorite make-up bag was gone. We were like where is everything?”

When the newly engaged couple reported the items missing to resort staff they were told that they were robbed by monkeys. The resort claims that monkeys like to steal shiny items from hotel guest’s rooms.

Although it is a very unlikely story, I guess it is possible. Kinda creepy having monkeys enter your room while you sleep.

Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and husband, singer Josh Kelley, were shocked this morning to see that one of their cars was broken into last night outside of their Hollywood Hills home.

The SUV’s driver’s window was smashed and luckily only the GPS system was taken. The musician’s pricey guitars, which were in the car at the time, were left behind. “I guess people who do this are pretty stupid,” he said.

After Kelley cleared off the glass with a white sock, he and Heigl jumped in their car and headed for their new house, which is under renovation, to meet up with Heigl’s mom.

Here is the latest news in the whole Britney drama.

First, On Friday, Jamie Spears, Brit’s dad, was sceduled for a court hearing. The judge gave him temporary conservatorship over Brit until a hearing that would take place sometime today.This means that Jamie will be able to restrict visitors to his daughter, employ security guards to protect her, control Brit’s finances, change the locks on her home and kick out anyone currently living there. In addition, the court also reportedly granted Jamie and Lynne Spears the right to prosecute a restraining order against Spears’s friend Sam Lutfi, who has been embroiled in a struggle with the Spears family for control of the singer for the past week. Thank the Lord.

Second, Britney is under 14 day psych hold. While we think yes, she finally is getting some real help. She apparently is furious and is upset that her father has temporary conservatorship over her life.

Only her psychiatrist would’ve had the authority to request the involuntary stay. However, it’s possible the singer could be out earlier if she legally demands to be released or her doctor deems her well enough for outpatient treatment.

Lastly, apparently Britney’s house got robbed while she’s been in the hospital. The LA police department was called Friday night to Spears’ Beverly Hills home after her parents discovered that some of her possessions were missing.

The source says Spears’ father Jamie and mother Lynne were “shocked” to find that the valuable items “had been stolen” after they returned to the house following yesterday’s emergency hearing where Jamie won legal control over his daughter.

They then called police and filed a report.

Spears’ parents believe that the items were stolen after their daughter was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning.

Officer Alex Martinez says “The report is being processed through our system. We do not have access to it.”