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Katie Holmes auditioned to be Tom Cruise’s wife

Posted on 10 March 2008 by tammy

Katie Holmes auditioned to be Tom Cruise’s wife

Ex-scientologist Marc Headly is saying that Tom Cruise held auditions to find his next wife.

Headly, who previously produced promotional videos for the Scientology organization, spoke with Britain’s News of the World about Tom. After Tom’s split with Penelope Cruz in 2004, he apparently was having trouble trying to find the next woman to fill his void. The Scientology group got together to help Cruise out.

They figured that the best way to get some girls was to have a mock casting call for an “upcoming” Cruise movie. There were a few guidelines though, you had to be pretty, single and in your twenties. Tom’s picks: Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order.

Jennifer and Jessica didn’t take the bait, and never showed up at the casting call. But Scarlett did, but the moment that she heard that the meeting was at a Scientology Center, she refused to go.

Being that Katie’s career was slowly drifting downwards after her breakup with Chris Kline, she jumped at the chance to meet her teenage crush. After there first meeting Cruise told Marc, “I knew immediately she was the one.”

Ah, saving the best for last. I think the whole setup was real cheesy, but apparently clever too because Tom got the girl of his dreams. Which we all know from him jumpin’ on Oprah’s couch and all.

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Jerry O’Connell Parodies Tom Cruise

Posted on 23 January 2008 by HollyGoLightly

We all know that Tom Cruise is a total nutball. Yes, those beautiful eyes belong to that of a crazy person. Notice that he has no idea what’s going on behind the perfect smile.

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Ok so if you haven’t already seen the video that was leaked about a week ago of Tom Cruise accepting a Scientology award… you missed out. Scientologists are very litigious and had it ripped from the internet. It brilliantly displayed how truly crazy and dillusional Tom Cruise is when he thinks no one is watching. Thank GOD he got a capable publicist that can get him to shut up. Remember that six month period when Tom Cruise was speaking his mind? Yeah, he’s clearly crazy but as long as he doesn’t flaunt his insanity in our face, we ignore it.

 

So… anyways, the point of this post is to check out a parody of that Scientology video. Jerry O’Connell (who also starred with Cruise in Jerry Maguire) gives a very funny performance as Tom Cruise. You have to watch it because Jerry is able to capture the essence of insanity that is Tom Cruise.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

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