After a night out with a couple of his friends at the Beatrice Inn, a source claims that it looked as if Shia LaBeouf, of the Transformers most recently, was having some trouble with his game because he couldn’t get any girl to “go home with him.”
“Shia LaBeouf may be a full-fledged movie star, but it’s not enough to impress the picky types who hold court at hotspot Beatrice Inn. One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” Our onlooker snickered that he finally turned to one woman and whined a line that will send any guy home solo: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?”
For one Shia, don’t ever be “desperately seeking a lady” or ever ask how to get a girl to go home with you. Be classy and clever, not desperate and drunk.
You can expect to see the desperate, womanless, LaBeouf in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Eagle Eye, and Transformers 2.
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