The National Enquirer has gotten a hold of Lynne Spears’ book, Through the Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, before its September 16th release date and published a few of Lynne’s parenting tips.

Brit Brit started hitting the bottle at the age of 13. This was right after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club.  Lynne said she really didn’t care as long as she was around while Brit drank. Don’t blame Lynne! I bet you Donald Duck gave Brit her first Jack & Coke. He’s a drunken mess!

When Brit was 14, she started dating some 18-year-old high school football player. Lynne encouraged it because she thought it would make Britney more popular. She even let her stay over the dude’s house. Well, that dude ended up taking little Britney’s virginity when she was just 14.

Brit went to Los Angeles to record her first album when she was 15. That’s when she started doing drugs. Lynne thought she was going through typical teenage issues. A year later, Britney was caught with coke and weed while trying to board a private jet. She was 16… not so typical.

That same year, Brit started sleeping with Justin Timberlake. Lynne let them to sleep together in Britney’s room. She said she knew they were doing it, but allowed it because Britney was “in love” and thought that JT was good for her.

Lynne claims she is now sorry for the way Britney was exploited, but she doesn’t claim to have had any part in it. She blames it solely on Britney’s management, who Lynne says controlled her life and sexualized her.

It makes me mad that Lynne is trying to wipe her hands clean from Britney’s reckless behavior and poor life choices. Who is really that naive to not see that your own daughter’s behavior wasn’t normal, healthy nor safe?  The fault definitely does not fall completely on Hollywood.

I believe that Lynne’s poor mothering skills will bite her in the ass some day. We have already seen what being a daughter of Lynne’s is like: you become crazy and have a mental break down, or you become a teen mother and probably not completely right in the head, too. And while she is turning her cheek to your bad behavior, she will, in due time, throw you under the bus by revealing to the world all your mistakes and why you are as messed up as you are, and try to claim innocence.

She makes me sick. This book is all for the money and attention. She should be ashamed of herself.

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book about how he helped O.J. Simpson beat the murder rap. He also discusses how O.J. drunkenly confessed that he killed his wife.

The AP reports:

“He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.”

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

“If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.” Really because I’m thinking if OJ hadn’t scared Nicole, who thought her life was in danger so she grabbed the knife as protection, she would still be alive. And I don’t know, if he hadn’t murdered her, she would also still be alive. Neither of those being Nicole’s fault.

The Hills star Lauren Conrad revealed to OK! magazine that she  is planning on writing a juicy tell-all book about certain young Hollywood social lites that are part of her social circle.

One of the people talked about is Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari.

“A chapter got leaked to Kristin,” a friend tells OK!. “It talks about her ‘sleeping around Laguna’ and stealing Stephen Colletti.”

Lauren is just talking about her reality tv co-stars in this book. She also reveals secrets about other young celebrities such as Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton.  Paris confronted Lauren on the matter, in which Lauren assured her that nothing was in the works.

“We all know she’s just trying to save face!” Paris’ friend tells OK!.