David Henrie: My taxi driver is awesome. 100% Russian. I hit my head on the door and he goes ‘u kill u hat like KGB”
Samantha Ronson: the phrase “if u don’t have anything nice 2 say, don’t say anything at all” must cause a lot of internal conflict for history professors.
Chelsea Lately: No, I don’t wear a wig. But, really…thanks for asking.
Mark Hoppus: woke up today feeling a little ill. hope i’m not turning into a prawn. also, internet reception in mt. hood national park is spotty at best
Shaq: im so pretty im da shaq hammad ali, lol. shaq vs oscar 2nite http://bit.ly/EeZKX
Spencer Pratt:RT @MTV: Who should win the Moonman for ‘Best New Artist’ @ VMAs? Vote for @heidimontag
Coldplay:The Coldplay-shaped puppets at the Eiffel Tower – http://bit.ly/BeW8R (Be waiter? Is bitly giving career advice now?) A
Tony Hawk: My “how did I get here?” moment if the day. http://yfrog.com/3xb4tj
Miley Cyrus: @ddlovato I am considering super gluing my eyes shut. It is 5:30 and I am up and ready for a dance party! uabsfibdd so frustrating!










