Can I just say that I have never laughed so hard watching VH1’s I Love Money before. This week’s episode was HIGH-larious!!! It was all about Mr. Boston, and boy did he deliver. Unfortunately he was the one that ended up going home, but not before he completely humiliated himself over and over again. I counted three times.

First Mr. Boston, Brandi C., Megan, and 12Pack form an alliance. 12Pack wants to get rid of White Boy and tells the three to throw the next challenge and he will make sure that they will not get sent home. Being the ‘paymaster’ cinches the deal as he will be the one to decide the fate of the losing team. This whole thing gets confusing because everyone is an idiot so I wont dwell on that. The real star is Mr. Boston!

After they throw the challenge,  White Boy and Chance are pissed and decide to mess with Mr. Boston while he sleeping.  They tear his blanket off reveling that Mr. Boston sleeps in the nude! EWWWWW!!!  Really Mr. Boston?  With other people in the room, you go nude??

They pour water over him and lay all sorts of crap on top of him and he just lays there and takes it!  He never stands up for himself!  It hurts to watch.  After they have thier fun he decides that he needs a shower and gets up, in the buff, and hops in.  Unfortunately for Brandi C. she is in the shower at the time.

Creepy!!! 

That is embarrassing situation number one.   She is screaming at him to get out, Megan is in the bathroom laughing hard but trying to stifle it, meanwhile Mr. Boston goes about his showering business.

But it gets better!

When it is time for the alliance to vote for White Boy, no one does it and Brandi C and Destiny end up going in.  When everyone wants Mr. Boston to be the third person in the bottom three he takes his check off the wall and wont let his team put it in the box!  He is yelling at Brandy C. and Chance is all up in his face, more yelling back and forth pure comedy!  I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.  This poor sad man is fighting and with holding his physical check in a feeble effort to stay in Mexico.  I don’t know if I would want to leave all those skanks either!

This is his mean face.

Ain’t it cute how he is trying to stand up for himself, oh wait it isn’t cute if you are steppn’ up to a girl!  What a douche!!!

After the bottom three have their power outing with 12Pack and Mr. Boston feels betrayed by his alliance, he tries to show he is weak and therefore should not go home by sobbing like a little baby.  AWWWW!  doesn’t he know that only works when chicks do it?

“I just want to go home!”  Don’t worry Mr. Boston, you will.  Oh, and he does.  Bye bye Mr. Boston, have fun with your blow up dolls and imaginary friends.  It wont be the same as sad with out you.

Just for fun, here is Meagan with her “retarded” dog at the elimination ceremony .

You can get some highlights and extras from the show by going to the VH1 website and viewing super cool videos

And if you, like, care about the actual plot of the show.

Until next time, I will continue to watch this tripe, so you don’t have to

Once again I am I disgusted for loving VH1’s I Love Money. That’s right, this episode doesn’t disappoint. Last week, not so much, this week, much better!

Again, the focus of the show is the drama, spending only the first 20 min or so on the preparation and completion of the so-called challenge. Really it is just another way to gross out the viewers. This week it is a kissing contest, lucky for Mr. Boston, he paired himself with Chance! Mind you this was before it was known that kissing would be involved, still hilarious! Chance refused to kiss Mr. Boston, therefore disqualifying his team. This isn’t the first time Chance wasn’t a team player.

The next 40 min plays out with drunken alliances and cat fights between slighted lovers. Megan tries to go for 12pack, but plays it so Heather thinks it is 12pack making the moves, and breaks them up.

Awe! so sad!! Can’t they all just get along?

Another love triangle plays out between Destiney, Heat, and The Entertainer. Destiney and Heat are ‘together’ but The Entertainer likes Destiney, so when Heat and Chance get into a hissy fit over the disqualification, Destiney jumps to Heats defense. When Chance fires back at Destiney, Heat fails to come to her defense and Destiney starts to cry. She sobs to The Entertainer that she has feelings! Skanks hurt too, yo!

OH! and she confesses that she is like minutes away from starting her period. ewwwwww! TMI Destiney. Seriously girl on national TV? Why?

So The Entertainer was picked as team captain this time around and he chooses to think with his heart loins and sends Heat packing, keeping Megan.

YES! I heart Megan! She is my favorite by far.

Next week’s sneak peek looks like a blow out between Mr. Boston and Chance, goody goody!

I can’t wait!! I disgust myself.

Continuing to watch this crap, so you don’t have to!

Bret Michaels and Amber (the chick who won Rock of Love II) have broken up!

How shocking not surprising…

Rock of Love has been VH1’s best show, with record shattering stats for both the first and second installments of the show; how could Bret just find his love and walk away?! He had to! He’s gotta milk that cash cow! Cha-ching!

This time around they have changed it up a bit, (the hoes in a mansion formula is getting a little stale) by takin’ it on the road! There will be a Rock of Love bus and they are cramming it full of hotties! They are going to do a month long tour traveling across America with Bret and the girls will face new challenges to see if they can handle life on the road.

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

Can’t wait!

A sample below shows what kind of sweet action goes down with the “ladies” of Rock of Love, enjoy!

The show is set to premiere early 2009

VH1’s I Love Money does a tremendous job stretching a good half-hour worth of footage into a full blown hour.

This week’s installation was chalk full of awesome sound effects–like when The Entertainer removed his sunglasses & there was a sound to accompany it for dramatic affect. That’s some serious drama people. Hilarious! Little things like that make this show…

Or, wait…maybe it’s actually that and the chicks in bikinis.

The plot thickened with this episode when it was revealed that the team members had to choose another team captain; and, also with each challenge a new person will be picked for team captain. One person cannot be captain twice in a row. Being captain has its perks, because if you’re on the winning team, you actually pick who goes home from the loosing team. HMMM… how very RR/RW Challenge of them.

After a session of jousts with giant Q-tips on a “bed” suspended above the ocean, the Green team was victorious, with Mr. Boston winning the last battle and clinching the victory for his team. Cra-zy!

Outcome: Pumpkin and Toastee plot and Nibblz is sent home. Sidenote: Can I just say Pumpkin has packed on the pounds? Anyhow, I predict that Toastee is next to go, and Brandi C and Megan are not too far behind! But I digress.

VH1 does a great job of inserting interview clips and reactions from players to stretch out a scene that could play out on its own in less than a minute. They also get good use out of their slow mo replay button. All this effort makes for a long hour, but I did laugh out loud a few times so I applaud– job well done!

Ugh! Yes, I hate myself for loving this!

I can already see the producers foreshadowing some romances that are going to come up later in the series, because it wouldn’t be celebreality without make out sessions and broken hearts! Dang, I cant wait!!! I think it is going to be juicy and drama filled. I know VH1 wont let me down. They don’t hype up the challenges too much, because they know everyone tunes in for the drama and skanks. It’s the bread and butter!

You too can keep abreast of the winners, losers, and those who had to ‘bounce,’ as the host Craig Jackson says, by going here.

I will continue to watch, self loath, & bring you updates, so you don’t have to!

After watching the much promoted VH1 show ‘I Love Money’ I am left with not only a bad taste in my mouth, but a distinct feeling that can only be described as disgust. Disgusted with myself for watching… and enjoying! Also disgusted by the sight of Mr. Boston in a black bikini.

The show starts off with the massive cast of 17 trying to disembark off of the boats that brought them to the remote Mexico location. So one by one they jump off and either land it and make their way to shore, or, like The Entertainer, simply go for it and get completely soaked–suitcase and all.

The drama already begins when it is time for the cast to choose a bed, 16 beds, 17 people. HMMM… Someone is already going home.

With libations in hand, and some of the women in bikinis, everyone begins to mingle. Even though they’ve literally just gotten off the boats, some people are already pissing off other people–in Mexico for just a few hours and already talking smack (I am talking to you Midget Mac!). Enough fun, time to get down to business! The cast learns the rules and process of elimination for the coming weeks until only one is left standing and wins the $250,000 prize. One by one they stand before the host, Craig Jackson, and say how the prize money would change their lives. Some were honorable, but who remembers that? What I do remember, is Midget Mac saying that $200,000 would go to his parents and the other $50,000.00 would go to strippers.

*cough*

NIIICCCCEEEEE! There is a man with a plan!

Pumpkin said that she would buy boobs; to which Megan made the hilarious comment of ‘floppy boob sock.’

Classic.

Watch out Megan, Pumpkin spits!

The cast is then told to put on these skimpy black bikinis (yes, the men too!) and get ready for their first challenge. Most of the men go for it, hence Mr. Boston reference earlier, but Midget Mac absolutely refuses and is thus disqualified. The challenge is to go into a money booth and stuff pesos in their swim suit and the two with the most money become team captains. Yet another is disqualified when Chance refuses to take his bandanna off before going into the booth.

Play-uh hasta look sharp at all times, why they gotta hate?!

Mr. Boston gives everyone a nice flash of his goods when removing bills from the front of his bikini bottoms. Yeah, it was bad. Real bad.

Hoopz and White Boy are the captains and after a round or two of everyone sucking up, they pick their teams Dodge Ball style. One by one everyone is picked by either Hoopz or White Boy until there is only Nibblz, Brandi C., and Midget Mac left standing. They are each told to plea their case to the captains because whoever isn’t picked, is sent home.

It’s Midget Mac.

Sorry little guy! Hasta luego! Rocas del retroceso.

To keep abreast of all the team changes and who is who, click here.

Ok, I am going to make my predictions that The Entertainer will make it to the end, along with Hoopz and White Boy.

I will see you all next Sunday for the next juicy episode! Hopefully I wont catch crabs through my television set….

Are you going through skank withdrawal? Or yearning for some egotistical man-whore ism? Well fear not! Lucky for you VH1 is coming out with a new show chalk full of your old favorites aptly named I Love Money. Complete with on show hook ups and co-ed sleeping arraignments, this new gem resembles a ‘challenge based’ reality show more then a ‘find your true love’ show these cast of characters are known for. Think ‘Road Rules/Real World Gauntlet’ meets soft core porn. Lets meet the cast, shall we?

Megan	Midget Mac
Mr. Boston	Nibblz
Pumpkin	Real
Rodeo	The Entertainer
Toastee	Whiteboy
Hoopz	Heather
Heat	Destiney
Chance	Brandi C.
12Pack

The series premier is on July 6th at 9pm, but you can get an exclusive sneak peek here to wet your whistle. Behold the skanky glory!

The whole gang will be traveling to Mexico to compete in outrageous challenges to prove their determination to get rich. The challenges are based off of past moments featured on the previous shows that showcased these wonderful bunch of ‘love seeking’ sluts. Craig J. Jackson will be the host to the 12 episode show. The grand prize? $250,000.00, yes kiddies a cool quarter million dollas! According to Pumpkin, if she wins, she is gonna get boobs! Aim high girl.

“‘I Love Money’ is the perfect ‘celebreality’ storm as it takes the biggest, boldest and most outspoken characters from VH1’s hit series and puts them on one giant show,” said Jeff Olde, Executive Vice President, Programming and Development, VH1. “Our producers at 51 Minds have delivered hit after hit for VH1 by casting the most watercooler characters in the history of reality TV. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to make those breakout characters the true stars of their own show.”

All I have to say about it is; it’s about freaking time!!! Come clean people, you were after fame and fortune the whole time! Not one of you gives a crap about love. Can’t wait for the yummy mindless crap to start, I will have my eyes glued the whole time.

New Kids On the Block are making a come back… officially! The reunion was on and then it wasn’t so much. But now it’s back on with the VH1 exclusive premiere of their new video “Summertime.”

They still got it folks… and by “it”… I mean a wardrobe stylist. But I digress. The new video will premiere on Sunday, June 8th at 2PM. The video will also be airing every hour in “Jump Start” (VH1’s morning video block) for the entire week of June 9th.

Does this cover remind anyone of NSync via 1998? But if you’re like me and can’t wait for the “Summertime” video… check out the single on YouTube.

Sadly, our very own NKOTB has grown up. Their new single shows that they are no longer the rowdy bad boys from the early 90’s that we know and love.

But… it just wouldn’t be right to have 30 something’s singing about “hanging out at the mall” or checking out “hotties.” No.. their new single is just right for the newest reincarnation of NKOTB.

It’s no secret that Hollywood celebrities love their drugs. No one knows Hollywood drug addiction better then Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Dr. Drew is back in another VH1 special premiering on Thursday, June 5th at 9PM to discuss drug addiction epidemic in Hollywood.

“He investigates some of Hollywood’s most disturbing drug stories, reveals some common celebrity personality traits that can trigger addiction behaviors, and he offers commentary on some of the most troubled celebs.”

Dr. Drew took us into the emotionally raw and painful process of drug rehabilitation in his series “Celebrity Rehab.” Although it was a hard to watch the stars on the show struggle with their addiction (ex. mostly comatose Jeff Conway), it was fascinating to watch the process and to really learn what it takes to take a stand and resolve to get off drugs.

Among the stars being discussed in the VH1 special will be Amy Winehouse (a.k.a. the new trainwreck version of Britney Spears) and Lindsay Lohan. By the way… LiLo is reportedly back on the sauce. Stay tuned. Also, the special will feature extended interviews with Mary Carey and Seth “Shifty” Binzer from the first season of “Celebrity Rehab.”

And as much as we like to watch the stars do crazy things and gossip about how “out of control” they’ve become, we still root for them when they do decide to get help. Thanks to Dr. Drew we have some insight into the challenges of staying off drugs.

To see the stage moms at their finest, watch this video.

To find out what brought all this drama on, you’ll have to tune in tonight on Vh1 at 10pm!