In today’s overly litigious society, anyone is susceptible to ridculous lawsuit. Take for instance fifty-two year old Macrida Patterson. Her eye was the unfortunate victim to a “defective” v-string thong. While shopping Victoria’s Secret “ “Sexy Little Things” line Patterson picks up a seemingly innocent pair of underwear when the dastardly “decorative metallic detail” pops off and hits her in the eye.

The metallic piece apparently damaged her cornea and she had to “miss work for several days.” Her lawyer claims that there is a “design flaw” with the garment and is suing Victoria’s Secret for an undisclosed sum. He’s definately not exaggerating when he states that the accident will be “affecting her for the rest of her life.”

Uh… yeah. It’s true. She really filed papers in a court of law to petition an actual judge (who by the way has spent years and years studying statutes, pouring over volumes of judicial journals) to hear her case against the sexy lingerie chain. Tsk tsk madame. Tsk tsk. In the words of the wise sage Will Ferrell “That JUST happened!!!” Now move on lady!

We can at least commend Macrida Patterson for one thing, she was looking at appropriate underwear. No granny panties for this fifty-two year old woman. Maybe Paris Hilton can learn something from her elders.

Haute couture Paris was outed on her dirty lil’ $3 granny panty “hi-cut” habit when photographers got a shot of the contents of her car. If she doesn’t have sex appeal… what’s she got left? Hey, at least Paris isn’t the one with instigating frivilous lawsuits. She’s a little too classy for that.

Following the release of her hit single “Umbrella,” Rihanna launched a line of totes to celebrate her success. She recently told UK magazine that she is planning to launch another unusual product, underwear.

Soon after she released this public statement, a new claim has emerged that Rihanna is also planning on becoming one of the Victoria’s Secret models.

“No one even contacted [Victoria's Secret], they contacted us and they were throwing around all kinds of numbers and ideas. Everyone’s excited, especially Rihanna,” a source close to Rihanna told Media Take Out.

There has yet to be a confirmation as to if Rihanna agrees or not to model the brand.

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Meow! The Pussycat Dolls are back in the media. This time around they aren’t just hocking music. They have underwear now. Watch out.

Celebrities such as Sean Combs (P. Diddy, Puffy, Diddy… who knows anymore really) Dr. Dre, and Qunicy Jones were in the front row for this “fashion show.” The group’s founder Robin Antin designed the collection. If anyone watched the Bravo TV show “Blow Out” with Jonathan Antin…. she’s his sister. The show ended with a performance by the Pussycat dolls performing “Don’t Cha.”

Robin Antin is a dancer/choreographer by trade. This is painfully obvious by what she sent down the runway. When I heard that there was a Pussycat Doll lingerie line, I was excited to see something new and interesting since the group’s burlesque costumes are so creative, colorful, and sexy. Nope. I was disapointed. I guess Robin Antin was going for “everyday woman wearable.” But then, you’re just competing with Victoria’s Secret. Correct me if I’m wrong, but nothing here strikes me as inventive or new. Sean Combs was reportedly slouched over in his chair, bored, typing away on his Blackberry. That’s bad when mostly naked girls are walking right in front of you and the outfits are that bad you don’t bother to look up. Robin Antin needs to stick to dancing. She is definately not a dancer/choreographer/fashion designer. Stop it. Just be glad you’re really good at dancing… or something. Just stop making this more Pussycat Doll Lingerie. We’ve already seen it.