Denise Jonas, mother of the Jonas Brothers, opens up in Good Housekeeping’s July issue about her sons celibacy vows.

In the interview she makes it clear that she knows that one day her boys will have sex.

“They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone,” she says. “If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them.”

Denise also admits that she knows that being as big as they are that there will be a lot more temptation for them to try to resist than normal, like a charm, alcohol, and boobs.

“I don’t think they are above or below being seduced,” Mrs. Jonas says. “I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”

Denise is mad at the media for ridiculing her boys for standing up for their pre-marital sex rules. Kevin, 21, Nick, 19,  Joe, 16, have all caught flack from comics such as Russell Brand, and TV shows such as South Park – for their purity rings

symbolizing their vow of virginity.

“They’ve been criticized for proclaiming things they never proclaimed. And what’s the criticism? They don’t want to go out there giving everyone an STD? What’s so terrible about that?”

“They have been hurt in relationships by girls,” she said. “But it’s just about growing up and learning

what it means to be in a relationship.”

“I try to guide them with their choices.”

Brooke Shields tells Health magazine that she wishes that she lost her virginity earlier than at age 22. The 43 year-old mother-of-two, who became a sex symbol at an early age, was insecure about her body and confessed she only started having sex at 22.

What’s your biggest health regret?

Brooke said: “Not learning to love the way I looked earlier. And I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! [Laughs.] I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight—I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret.”

So is Brooke saying that she wishes she lost her virginity earlier so she wouldn’t have become a fatty? Um ok. I don’t see how have sex at a young age would have made anything better or easier. Oh wait maybe it would have made her easier?

Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid.  Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach.  Apparently it was “gr8″.

We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad.  Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs.

Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance.  As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man. [inquisitr]

104.5 WSNX-FM will pay anyone who can prove that they are responsible for taking the virginity of Joe or Kevin Jonas $10,000.  Nick was excluded from the contest because he already lost his virginity to Miley Cyrus is underage. WSNX-FM announced,

The boys talk a lot about purity and living a lifestyle free of temptation and while that is an excellent way to live your life, we wanted to know if everyone had their level of self-control.  That is why we are offering a $10,000 bounty to the person that can “jump a Jonas” and prove it.  If you are able to legally bed down either of the two Jonas Brothers who are of legal age to do so and are able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you did the deed, you can collect the $10,000 bounty.

Good luck ladies and gentlemen.  It will be hard enough to prove that you slept with them at all, but to prove that you were their first is almost impossible.  Plus what type of proof do you think they want?  A confession?  DNA sample?  What do you think?