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She Lost Her Virginity and Accidentally Texted Her Dad

Posted on 10 December 2008 by Pink Panther

Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid.  Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach.  Apparently it was “gr8″.

We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad.  Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs.

Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance.  As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man. [inquisitr]

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‘Jump a Jonas’ and Win $10,000!

Posted on 29 September 2008 by Loretta

104.5 WSNX-FM will pay anyone who can prove that they are responsible for taking the virginity of Joe or Kevin Jonas $10,000.  Nick was excluded from the contest because he already lost his virginity to Miley Cyrus is underage. WSNX-FM announced,

The boys talk a lot about purity and living a lifestyle free of temptation and while that is an excellent way to live your life, we wanted to know if everyone had their level of self-control.  That is why we are offering a $10,000 bounty to the person that can “jump a Jonas” and prove it.  If you are able to legally bed down either of the two Jonas Brothers who are of legal age to do so and are able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you did the deed, you can collect the $10,000 bounty.

Good luck ladies and gentlemen.  It will be hard enough to prove that you slept with them at all, but to prove that you were their first is almost impossible.  Plus what type of proof do you think they want?  A confession?  DNA sample?  What do you think?

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